Ryan Lucano

I'd much rather keep it to myself.

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[JP @Juampachabal03]

“Los asiáticos son bien serios, disciplinados y ordenados”

Los asiáticos cuando conocen a un mexicano de Guadalajara…

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

sundays are for being mexican

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[໊ @soysabil]

everything gets revealed to you on a walk

[Clov! 🍉 @Clovmoon]

Arigato wey

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Ryan Lucano @SwimmerLucano]

"Talk to that chick or go on a solo hike at 4am..."
Me:

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

This song will sound good forever.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[Ryan Lucano @SwimmerLucano]

Just finished Attack on Titan ... And I am NOT okay. Where's my Mikasa at ?

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

That bassline on ‘Boogie Oogie Oogie’ still does the job.