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I'm just here to laugh at stupid people.

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People are still pretending that Alicent Hightower misinterpreted Viserys' final words in a good-faith misunderstanding. Here's why that's totally wrong, and totally laughable:

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@sheepsleepdeep @ayumitulipp @elumaxluv Of course she did LMAO, here's the entire interaction with annotations:

"I'm sorry. You wanted to know if I believed it to be true." (1) "Aegon."

"Our son?"

"His Dream." (2) "The Song of Ice... and Fire." (3) "It is true. What he saw in the North." (4)

"Prince Aegon?"

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@marlen @pblest LOL, I miss him so much. We had it so goddamn good.

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@ChipActual You are genuinely too stupid to survive on your own. Your continued survival is both a credit to how advanced our civil society is and its greatest shame.

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@RogerMichelden @_sn_n Trump wouldn't piss on his roving mob of morons if they were on fire, no matter how bad they try to relate to him. He thinks modern conservatives are subhuman filth, which is the only thing that ACTUALLY makes him relatable.

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@Paulie_Cashews Because they're fucking dumb. They are dumb people.

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@BarbaraELester1 @SethAbramson He's not a redneck. He was born into and inherited extreme wealth before pissing nearly all of it away in the 1980s before former Soviets started shoving dirty money in his gullet. He wouldn't piss on his redneck supporters if they were on fire, he's just a fucking bigot.

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@evanwch FANCYLOL

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@SteveKrak You need medicine.

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@carpe_aciem @andrewjfhoward @meredithllee LOL

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@elonmusk Elon Musk is a dumb person's idea of what a smart person sounds like.

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@kingcryopunk @CameronCorduroy Take your fucking meds, goofball.

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@kingcryopunk @CameronCorduroy Why are you flailing around like this? If kids in Chad, Gabon, or Ghana don't get food or medicine they've depended on foreign aid to facilitate then they're going to die, and they're going to die in Africa because that's where they are.

You are genuinely an imbecile.

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@princezar @daveweigel Soooo, are you advocating that the state should be able to forcibly change the guy's name? He qualified for the ballot. We can't get any more fair and transparent than what is already happening.

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@nytimes Did she accomplish that because neither the Russians, Ukrainians, NOR Americans could understand a fucking word she said?

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@kingcryopunk @CameronCorduroy That... doesn't have anything to do with how we would describe the phenomenon whereby a certain political choice (too many people stupidly not supporting Dems up and down the ballot) necessarily got kids who lived in Africa killed.

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@kingcryopunk @CameronCorduroy They are kids who are located in Africa who are dying. There's no other way a person could or should refer to them, this is who they are (and were).

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@amberhierarchy @DrewSav The entire rest of the world missed the part where Alaska Dems forced that one candidate's parents to name him Dan Sullivan all those decades ago, but thank god you're on top of the scheme.

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@PamelaMcNabb22 @JohntheLib Newsflash, imbecile: if something is true it doesn't require creating a visualization of it out of thin air.

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@ThebTrader @LEBassett Just making shit up out of whole cloth, LMAO

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@Veliemar @kylegriffin1 ...Literally everyone involved in this story is a Republican who has also belonged to Trump's crime syndicate.

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@RSmithInc @ECaliberSeven LOL, good one.