Swingle Female

I'm a single, bisexual female and also a swinger. This makes me very, very popular. Currently dating two happy boys in the metro. Why date one when two will do?

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

RT to help @WholesomeWave charity #Farm4Good w/ @NakedJuice & @FarmVille2. http://t.co/59zOS7tFiC

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

“@sexy_spinach: The bf who is topping me knows what your greatest fear is without you telling him.” Isn't that scary?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

New Jersey bans gay conversion therapy http://t.co/3t4kEXnRE2

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Why is it that the people who claim to not want drama always seem to live in chaos?

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

"I will return the Stark girls to their mother. I swear it." - Jaime Lannister #gameofthrones #gotquotes

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

@marleybigelow I can't believe the perfect season gopher women's team didnt get a nom for an espy! Wtf espn!

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

@WBCSays Predictable. Come up with some new material. Seriously are you guys even still getting press? People fuck. Get over it.

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Eloquent and perfect. “@ChrisWarcraft: This should be required reading for everyone in the country. http://t.co/CwSsXB7V0u”

[And the Crash @AndTheCrash]

There really should be adults-only bouncy houses. I am slightly afraid to google this. #rule34

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Nice guys finish after you

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Bowling with the fam. Who knew I could be so domestic and settled? #whoknew

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

"It felt like a herd of sluts were whoring in my head"

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

“@alex_791: @Swingle_Female how about a juicy lollipop” how about no. And a go to hell. And social media harassment. Drop dead asshat.

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Bitch please!

[Keith Nelson @caveman36]

@Al_vs_BigBank and @hockeygoon0331 Your twitter has been hacked. (So no one should click a link that they send you via PM or you'll be too.)

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

I am a little sex kitten. Meow!

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

My boyfriend @candycoated35 has the hots for this new girl and I so wanna watch. He's cute when he's flustered. Plus she's hottttttttt!!!

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Why do I like the straight girls????

[Swingle Female @Swingle_Female]

Feeling horny and slutty. It's going to be an interesting weekend locked in a hotel full of swingers. #orama2013