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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for this government 🤡

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@piersmorgan You got ratio'd

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@GBNEWS @mrmarkdolan What's going on with Dan Wootton?

[GWR @GWRHelp]

Even rock royalty knows that there is no better way to travel to Glastonbury than by train! 🤘

You never know who is going to churn up on board our trains!

#FooFighters #Glastonbury23 #TheChurnups

[Modhabobo @Modhabobo]

@angrypiln this photo of Amol Rajan and Philip Schofield looks like a local couple who's council REFUSE to fix the big pot hole outside that has put out the tracking on their 2015 Nissan X Terra

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@EssexPR Keir Starmer.

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@KenwHordon Alright, Shrek.

Nobody asked you.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

British Gas to give 10% of profits to help cut bills https://t.co/FJy3rsOscM

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@Hamudi75861908 @grossiegore Bet your one follower loves it too.

Loser.

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@RamiAbiSaab1 A gay porn film, I suspect.

[Linda Magix T 🎗🗣🐾💚🤍💜 @linmagic]

Who do you think should be PM?

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

Who would be the best Labour leader? #PMQs #Beergate #Partygate

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Who would be the best Conservative leader? #PMQs #Beergate #Partygate

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So this appeared in Liverpool last week.

For those who may be unaware, this hospital was approved (under the last Labour government) 13 years ago in 2009. Building began in 2013. It was due in 2017. And still isn't ready.

This @10DowningStreet ad, in short, is a stone cold lie.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

A Tory MP, a drag queen, a lap dance and sex acts with a giant dildo - the video coming soon...

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They couldn't even give you a reason as to why they hated him.

At least with BoJo we know he's a serial liar who cheated on his wife while she was having cancer treatment, got several women pregnant & denies all knowledgement of at least 1 of his kids https://t.co/OaVQKqBO0a

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Seems to work.

[William Kedjanyi @KeejayOV3]

Stunning #Newsnight special intro on the week’s events:

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The Sun's deputy editor James Slack worked in No. 10 as director of communications at the time the Christmas party took place.