SwissMB

Good stories deserve a little embellishment. -- Liberal American who enjoys live music, smart pop culture, witty banter, and an occasional craft brew.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If your religion told you to forgive a pedo and disown your gay child, you're a cunt and your religion is shit.

[Madame Julie @MadameJulie007]

Charlie Kirk: “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.”

Meet the pilot.
🧑🏾‍🚀🚀🌔💙🤘🏾✨❤️👇

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Still can’t get over the House GOP rejecting a 100-0 bill from the Senate to fund TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA and… just going on vacation.

Complete abdication of duty.

[Railsplitter Fella 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @Rail_splitter1]

“We just told Zelensky the guarantees won't kick in until he does what russia wants.”

This is the Secretary of State of the United States telling the victim of aggression that it must do what the aggressor wants. Never forget. Vote them all out.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Science revises itself in the face of evidence. Religion murders those who provide the evidence.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Louisiana plans to sue me because I won’t extradite a doctor for providing an abortion.

@AGLizMurrill: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

In years past, this sort of behavior would have been unimaginable from a president of the United States. Unimaginable. There are other words to describe this, but you can simply watch it and feel it yourself. This is being done in public.The press is being attacked in public and private. Having a free press is critical to our democracy. Having a president that knows how to answer questions with class, professionalism, and intelligence is critical to our culture and society.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Taken from the Catholic handbook, Greg Bovino isn't being punished, just moved to a different job.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Climate change means extremes. Hotter heat waves. Colder cold snaps. Scientists explained this decades ago. The irony of mocking climate science during a historic climate event is almost impressive.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo knows that it's important to be kind, just like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. ❤️

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

The role of intellectuals is to challenge authority, not serve it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Gavin Newsom, without blinking:

“He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?”

Let that sink in. Donald Trump didn’t bring peace. He brought the battlefield home.
U.S. troops in U.S. cities.

That is not leadership. That is escalation.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Leaving 2025 behind, along with people who think the Oxford comma is a “style choice.”

[Curtis @IAmLA40]

The loudest laugh in television history. The audience were still laughing 7 minutes after the kiss.🤣

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Millions of Americans remain at jobs they hate for one reason: the health insurance they receive. That’s absurd.

Universal health care will give Americans the freedom to choose the work they want without worrying about health care coverage.

Another reason for Medicare for All.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave an answer that redefines what it means to be a civilized society.

It isn't about politics or ideology. It is about how we treat the most vulnerable among us.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Imagine not knowing Sinatra and Martin were both first generation Italian Americans, or that Sinatra was a lifelong civil rights advocate who refused to perform for segregated audiences, and whose best friend was a Black Jew who married a white actress.

[SwissMB @SwissMB]

@otokyo For inspiration, this is Crowley, named after the King of Hell.