chris sabin

Seen the best of Twitter,Giving 30%,Computer will even it up

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@JeremyClarkson What sort of cows?
Sucklers?

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@TB1Kinobe Really needed a 20 ton machine for the full overkill effect

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@kalanighost One thing is clear …. Americans really can’t use a knife and fork. It looks so awkward for them
Bless

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@2read_replies @JoshuaTown3699 @WeldrSkeltr He can’t do the maths
(Math as Americans say)

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@JoshuaTown3699 @WeldrSkeltr $1 on each number at 35-1, you win back $36 if either lands , $2 split pays $36 if either lands ……. Same

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@newstart_2024 We know that game

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Today I learned the people who make pure silicon are basically the Samurai sword makers and master blacksmiths of our era and that even if China gets Taiwan they wont be able to make chips anywhere near as good as the US can because we have the purest quartz in the world.

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@BakersTweet Charlie “on the beach” Baker

[Beewol @beewol]

@FabrizioRomano Burnley’s training sessions until the end of the season.

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@beewol @FabrizioRomano Quality tweet

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@MrJamesMay That was going to be my second guess

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@MrJamesMay Is it a CD rack ?

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@FergusCraig I’m thinking Panama hat, lots of linen and a copy of The Telegraph to peruse during the breaks

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@DachshundColin @HannahHope_ @jet2tweets It’s over there between the land & the sky

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@DachshundColin @HannahHope_ @jet2tweets Herds of Wildebeest…….

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@MrJamesMay @decorativeartt The bloke is beside himself that someone famous has engaged with him , bet he can’t wait to tell everyone
You should probably just ignore or better still block him , as should Deborah

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@MrJamesMay Came to the replies just for the “who’s”

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@Gary_Joynes_ @MrJamesMay Ronnie Pickering

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

WORTH THE WATCH:

his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭