Pedro 🔬

🇲🇽 non binary but i’m binarything #WolvesBack #TakeRoot

[Pedro 🔬 @SwordsDance__]

Peace to every crease on your brain

[isa chaveiro🐺 @hasalidodd]

quando eu to prestes a comer a mulher da minha vida mas a tradução automática do twitter para de funcionar e eu não consigo entender o tutorial chinês de comer buceta

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Human DNA has an information storage capacity that very neatly fits the size of a GameCube game. Thus, it would be possible with gene editing technology to store a copy of e.g. Super Mario Sunshine inside the human genome. Details in image.

[uta F. kaisen @JFKaisen]

this video is how you should live and view life

[伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4]

The 8 years I spent developing Silent Hill 1, 2 & 3 at Konami, I gave up on getting a girlfriend. Never even went on a single date w/ a lady. I sacrificed my days off & slept on cardboards spread out on the floor, but I never in my wildest dreams imagined I’d endup like this on X

[informing informalist @glosseantics]

check out these guys 𐦂𖨆𐀪𖠋

[🤺 @philfanacc]

imagine doing what the Clippers did for Kawhi except it’s for 9 PPG Joe Smith. Glen Taylor has got to get neutered for that still idc

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

🍔

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.

Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.

[s @superskrong]

kept the alternate angle cuz I knew it would return to the TL one day

[Jeiky VorTex // Vi a MCR @JeikyVortex]

>.<

[ham@s shiny colors @Noontide108]

The way twitter translates Japanese sentence-ending particles might genuinely drive me insane, y'know.

[juannick @guytellsjokes]

when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying

[sivad, the eriko lover @theantimozclub]

groove on fight has one of the coolest video game openings ever holy hell… i wish atlus acknowledged this game

[Eric Arraché @ericarrache]

Um usuário do Reddit registrou os últimos instantes do processador gráfico do PS2 dele antes do coitado morrer

Esse aqui entregou diversão até o último instante

[Kidä @kidaskyblue]

With the recent allegations against Yves Tumor, I want to share my own experience.

I’ve known Shanti for years and sang on “Lovely Sewer” on his last record. What followed was one of the most disrespectful professional experiences of my career.

[user haltutu @Haltutu]

obviamente ella es la profesora de inglés en la universidad del perreo

[Njord @VikingoArtico]

Cuando el tesorero de la Universidad del Perreo me encuentra en el pasillo y yo aún le debo unas matrículas

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

Insane sequence from Olivia Miles to start the game 😭😭😭😭

[Xavi 🧸 @shaggy_doggy_]

El listening que te toca en el examen final de la electiva de Hindi y Jamaican Creole 1 en la Universidad del Perreo: