Roy Barton

I am a Microsoft Employee, specializing in Cloud Endpoint Management.

My tweets are my own.

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@SpeakerPelosi Go back to the nursing home.

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@mcuban Dismantle big agriculture, the USDA, and move the food supply chain back to the communities where it belongs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. If the truth is suppressed, it is impossible to make an informed voting decision.

The degree to which freedom of speech is being undermined around the world is extremely alarming.

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@JoeBiden You can’t even speak without slurring. Go back to sleep, Joe.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump is currently leading Joe Biden by one percentage in Washington state, a state that has reliably voted for Democratic presidential candidates since 1988, a new poll released by the Independent Center/Bullfinch Group suggests.

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@elonmuskADO A

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Now you know part of why it turned into

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“The Cuomover”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Which path, Western World?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza

[Windows At Work @WindowsAtWork]

Have questions about Windows 365? Find answers and more during our monthly Ask Microsoft Anything for Windows in the Cloud! #Windows365 #Windows #Windows11 #MSIntune https://t.co/4tKdLN0i7X

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@rimazima Maybe not drive it so fast? 😂

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@rimazima https://t.co/1kbfa91odg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@CIA I thought the CIA liked being the closet lol

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

@madvirtualizer @4RosesBourbon Small Batch Select is my #1 in the bourbon world!

[Roy Barton @SympleConfigGuy]

Join us for our Windows Event!

[Windows At Work @WindowsAtWork]

Tech Community Live: Windows edition starts tomorrow )5/31) at 7:30 a.m. PT! Get your questions in now and tune in live (or catch up on demand) to hear the answers from our engineering teams!
➡️ https://t.co/NrqMgrUdvz

#Windows11 #Windows #MSIntune #Accessibility #WindowsLAPS

[Lurie (Microsoft Devices and Security Leader) @LURIE_MRJOSEPH]

Reminder: If you are still running #Windows10, version 20H2 EOS'd on May 9, 2023;
21H2 will EOS in June 2024;
22H2 will EOS on Oct 14, 2025.
There will be no additional versions of Windows 10. More info here 👇
https://t.co/YMYLMnuitX