Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ

Professional bathroom follower.
7'13"
Let me tell you way too much personal information you didn't ask for.
Parody character unfortunately inspired by reality.

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

If you aren't following your smarter, more capable and hard working coworker into the bathroom to keep tabs on them are you even a professional?

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

Simply undefeated in the "number of coworkers I have pushed to the edge of sanity" game.

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

I'm throwing a temper tantrum! Doesn't anyone care how angry I am??

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

I'm a fat stinky retard.

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Thekeksociety Bro why the fuck not, there hasnt been a draft in like a hundred years

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@InternetH0F The police are my homies and always the good guy unless theyre arresting me

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Daytobehappy Sorry you lost me, if God existed he wouldn't let bad things happen ever

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Thekeksociety I am completely fine with it as long as I can spend my friday nights covered in weed and fast food crumbs.

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@InternetH0F I have one of these cars

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@barstoolsports Thank god for sports so I can have a personality

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@realDonaldTrump I wont vote for a loser that works at mcdonalds melania should dump his ass

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Reuters Homies we should all completely stop worrying and paying attention to politics, life is easier that way.

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@simple_lucidity @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente I never do

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@simple_lucidity @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente I know you want it homie

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@simple_lucidity @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente brooooooo why wont you leave me alone, its like you have a crush on me or something dude

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@MLBDevelops @KSUOwlsBaseball @PG_Tourney @CGuillory_20 @MLB I could out pich homie anyday and im not even black

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

Dude I know I had a good dad because nothing is ever my fault and I do everything so much better than everyone else

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Cobratate This is so obivious that it is fake

you need to try harder

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@accordingtowoz I cant vote for a fellen

[Dystopia Cᵒ-ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ @T1Coworker]

@Cobratate I never do because I am loved by every woman I have ever tricked into my car.