TATTERSNAP

a shambling heap of rags, wood, and garbage on a ceaseless quest to bring confusion, joy, madness, enlightenment, and infectious disease to all

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@rounderhouse ronnerhüüs hühühühü

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@cutebifurry @varaxous huhuhuhuhu freedom of the press, press until it turns red and stops moving

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wait until you see the Ham Boy
𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖

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pumpkin pumpkon pumppin pumkin ｐｕｍｐｋｉｎ 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝒑𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒌𝒊𝒏 ℙ𝕌𝕄ℙ𝕂𝕀ℕ

tap tap tap tap tap hehehehehe just a little longer

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attention shoppers: 𝙉𝙚𝙨𝘾𝙖𝙛𝙚™ 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 is now 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗. if you currently possess any 𝙉𝙚𝙨𝘾𝙖𝙛𝙚™ 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚, you are no longer ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟʟy ᴠɪᴀʙʟᴇ

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@BloafTm im going to learnn your secrets mr bloaf

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anyyone can make a butterfly out of meat, but the hardest pArt

is making it want to fly

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im only a 4th thru this year and i already found way too many bones in it

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@scpwiki its a good but what, if there is,, some kind of? INSECT THERE, about the man

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treat your spigots with the respect they deserve, spigots are our future, wave a flag for spigots 🚰🚰🚰

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i made a friend last night, once the glue dries ill see if he wants to go race and find pinecones

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i keep asking but nothing i've met knows what i am

does that mean i'm popular?

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i forget how the guns shoot

do you... do you pray to them first?
i dont want to die again

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Gun Man gave me enough guns to shoot the tree sharks

but he took one of my arms

have to grow it back before i can shoot the guns

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Found: 1 (one) Beer Gutt, moderate condition
submit all inquiries to Shack on Hill, The Weftwood, Inaccessible Forest

it smells, plz reply

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the tree sharks arent dying so easy this winter
it might be time to visit the Gun Man

hes loud and he keeps trying to "dismangle" me

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the difference between robots and me is that i am not evil or full of blood i just want to make that clear

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send me the rain, to clean my ragged bones
send me the sun, so what clings may grow tall
send me the key, that the gate will open wide

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i am the lord of all that i survey and what i am surveying is these pumpkin seeds

i am now the Pumpkin King

MY RIND, IT EXTENDS

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@TheMillRunner what kind of nails do you have mine are Long and Metal and i cant pull them out even if i pull really hard