Tom

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

drug dealers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[mart 💤 @martvfxx]

watching my boyfriend play Invincible VS. He's playing as Cecil and he just said "Donald clip this"

[yoni soprano @legally_male]

Can’t believe this tweet is only a year old. A modern masterpiece

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Yep. Looks like stage 3 upcuh. Devastating

[Zyber @Zyber47]

2 hours into the video essay and the youtuber says he hasn't been completely honest with me

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Small hiccup in our household media consumption—gf prefers to watch movies that are enjoyable whereas that doesn’t really come into play for me

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

white boy RUINS social gathering with less than stellar danny brown impression

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

Lmaooo living by the sword is so dope. I hope this lifestyle doesn't have any consequences for me later on

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

British.

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

homer genuinely elevates this song by a considerable margin i cannot lie