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[K @TFRsseal]

Got a favorite flower? Let's see if your choice matches up. 💮🌼🌻🌺🌹🌸🏵️

https://t.co/kuUevoV2Xx

[K @TFRsseal]

Elevate your summer get-togethers with some transcendent salsas... like these: 👼🌶️🍅🧅 https://t.co/qEOGO6qgBV

[K @TFRsseal]

Beauty obsessed? You're going to want to peep these funky Tik-Tok inspired gifts. 👀🎁💄

https://t.co/BOEIjZFlQV

[K @TFRsseal]

@mollycichy this better not be that guy I sent you

[Trevor Pearson @twpearson]

It's time to board, no crew in sight. Does it take a Christmas miracle to operate an @AmericanAir flight?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bobby Jindal Lies To Parents About Winning GOP Nomination http://t.co/U2DHPidFLR

[K @TFRsseal]

Went to a cat show and this cat sat under a portrait of himself. New home decor idea: portraits of me

[K @TFRsseal]

Best thing I ever got

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

I can really imagine a Dickensian street seller on the streets of Olde London hawking these for tuppence. https://t.co/BRTXELC7Wh

[K @TFRsseal]

@lilaenl We definitely should! They practically built the West. Would be super cool to cover.

[K @TFRsseal]

Didn't know Tinder was offering a sale on Precious Moments miniatures

[wint @dril]

rodent website

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

https://t.co/TbzseZCs5R

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Hauling down the Confederate flag
http://t.co/7njOiz9lQS

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

THREW A LISTERINE STRIP ATOP MY GARLIC BREATH NOW LEMME HIT THIS PARTY IN HEAD 2 TOE SWEATS

[K @TFRsseal]

@lilaenl @twpearson @ForeignPolicy Russian literature is still ok imo, it just doesn't get repped abroad by exiles like it used to

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

This perfectly sums up how I'm feeling right now. Thank you so so very much to everyone who's watched #KrollShow.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dear @GreyhoundBus: Are you also doing a Starbucks "race dialogue" thing? There's a pantless woman in your Boise terminal yelling, "Jews!"