SPARKLINGWINEPAPI

[SPARKLINGWINEPAPI @THATPETTYxMF]

Why are you selling feathers?

[Tannie @nubian6]

I know I might be raffling some feathers but don’t you guys think VF Plus can turn this county around. I mean foreigners wouldn’t invade our county cos they were afraid of them. Let’s not put emotions into it but apply logic. VF might be our only way out

[غريب @sulaymanou]

You're still a kāfir!

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

six seveeeeen

[mrnigerianfootball @CFCNigerian]

I have never seen a European Club pay special attention to a very young african player ever before. Mofokeng is truly loved in Belgium 💛

[La Musa @spvnishjoint]

I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

Have you got a budget for the lawyer though?

[Matthew Stanger @MatthewStanger]

United should sack Carrick and then immediately appoint him as interim manager to sort this mess out

[Adeola🖤 @Babymeedahh]

you too.❤️

[DREY🥷🥤 @BabyGucci4L]

If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

The accuracy 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv

[Ali 𓃗 @mountain_lad_1]

Btw this is coming from an Indian where people name their children Hardik, Akshit, Pooja, Shital and Harshit etc.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

This is not about you.

But bums that you have to work hard for are always mid. 😭

[jermaine @jermainebrynt]

fuck two niggas on national tv but pork is where she Draws the line

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

If this nigga fart it’s gon look like a mouse running down his leg.

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

I’m so glad my parents didn’t meet in this era. My pops said he pulled my mom by writing her a poem.. gang you would’ve been a photo dump cover😭✌️

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

there are tears streaming down my face omg