Gabe Johnson

Husband, dad.

Tree Appreciator | Goalie Dad

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

@emeriticus I like Clay. Pratt was never going to be elected in Los Angeles.

Also, California's election laws are wide open for bad actors.

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

@greg_price11

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

That analogy gets overused but this is literally 1984 shit. Erasing the past, replacing past works with degraded Newspeak versions and destroying the older version.

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

@emeriticus People need to accept different opinions as reality.

I live in American Siberia, and I do not understand why LA, NYC, CHI, or even Minneapolis elect people for whom I would not vote. But, hey, thats what they want. Good luck!

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

Amazing performance from Bussi. What a heartbreaking way to give up a game winner.

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

Wow__Just_WoW

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

I've probably seen three goals scored in :39 in squirt hockey. Maybe.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

They're doing the Norm tweet again

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

@EconVon @UnskullSam @Houseofyogi Is that why you asked grok?

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

Thousands of fake providers are stealing from the poor. The scale is truly insane.

[KSTP @KSTP]

Minnesota completed its sweeping review of close to 5,600 providers across 13 Medicaid-based services identified as vulnerable to fraud, and less than half were approved to keep operating as usual. https://t.co/q2OsNj4x4l

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

The "next maybe we can solve the problem in iran" joke from season 1 of Full House is funny.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

doofenshmirtz evil incorporaaaaaated

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

@LionelMedia No one had a problem with Hanoi Jane. Nobody.

[News Talk 830 WCCO @wccoradio]

The St. Paul City Attorney declined to bring state criminal charges against demonstrators who disrupted a January 18th service at Cities Church during the height of Operation Metro Surge, saying there was insufficient evidence to establish probable cause.

https://t.co/YPDM6MO30j

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Anyone else who’s trying to do bird noises should give it up

This kid is already the GOAT

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

Oligarchy. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

At one point during the 2024 election cycle, Trump was promoting a massive "Great American Fair" for the 250th anniversary. He proposed the Iowa fairgrounds for it and promised each state their own pavilion

I was really excited about this idea. The 1893 World Fair (celebrating 400th anniversary of Columbus discovering America) was a massive event, years in the making. It's covered by history books.

I knew that 2 years was not really enough time to make something that tremendous happen, but I had hoped that Trump might push forward that vision and that some passionate people might bring it to fruition. I hoped to travel to it this summer with my kids.

What a wonder it would have been, to see each state proudly represent itself to have a grand event that brought us all together for a singular moment.

It's awful that such a grand idea has eroded into this sad display.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[Gabe Johnson @THEGabeJohnson]

The state of Minnesota saw an efficient, seamless, easy to use government program and thought to themselves, "Surely, we can do worse."

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

The Minnesota DNR is set to launch a new electronic licensing system for fishing and hunting licenses in June. During the transition, fishing license sales will be temporarily paused, but anglers will be allowed to fish without a license, https://t.co/FpBYHyYBbu