Pavan Acharya

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[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MumbaiPolice there is loud music being blasted on speakers in Jogeshwari West at this hour - 10:10 pm. Near the Tarapore Chowk. Pls look into it.

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@mybmc @MTPHereToHelp what is going on the the Western Express Highway everyday!? There are jams at 11:30 am and 12 noon inspite of the zillion flyovers being built! How is this an everyday affair? Is there a time in the day when it’s a smooth ride on the WEH?

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

.@mybmc @MTPHereToHelp Will there ever be a day or any time in the day when there won’t be a traffic jam outside the airport on and below the flyover? It’s the case every single day. What are we voting and paying our taxes for? @Dev_Fadnavis @CMOMaharashtra

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MumbaiPolice it’s 11:17 pm right now and they are it again. Can we do something about it. Oshiwara, restaurant next to HP petrol pump.

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MumbaiPolice In Oshiwara, next to the HP petrol pump, there is this open air restaurant that has live DHOL playing every time customers come there to eat, which is extremely noisy and a nuisance. And this continues till as late as 11:30 pm. Can this be looked in to please?

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

Hi @Dev_Fadnavis @CMOMaharashtra , would there be any way you could stop people from spitting so openly in our city of Bombay? I think if you manage to dissuade people from spitting, it’ll be a huge achievement by your government. @mybmc

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@UberIN_Support First, this ‘partner’ of yours takes a booking, then he refuses to take calls. I finally find him and sit in the car, I ask him why he didn’t take calls, he shrugs the question, he then proceeded to cancel the trip and asked me to get off. Can you look into this?

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MTPHereToHelp what’s going on on the WEH? There’s traffic jam at the airport flyover and there’s nothing to suggest why??

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@zomato @zomato as a customer, it’s not the money we want back. Most of the time what we want is the food to get to us. Refunding the money isn’t going to fill one’s tummy now, is it? @deepigoyal @zomato

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@zomato this is with regard to order number #5390776668. If the order is delayed (the reason being that the rider couldn’t find the restaurant) and I decide to cancel the order, why am I being charged a penalty fee for it?…. (Cont…)

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@zomato this isn’t about the money, this is about how are you trying to help the customer. Here neither did I get my food and you charged me a penalty fee. And I hope you haven’t penalised the poor rider in the process. And then I was told part of the money will be refunded!…..

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@airvistara UK 928 - 6:30 am flight from MUM to DEL hasn’t still taken off. It’s 8:30 am. We should have been in Delhi by now! We were told it was a technical snag, then we are told some passengers decided to offload! What’s going on! How are we going to make up for lost time?

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[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

.@zomato and it’s no fault of the delivery guy. He’s doing as he’s been told. You folks are using this 100m logic and claiming that the order is at the doorstep and that it’s arrived early, when it hasn’t. It’s your mismanagement not the delivery agent’s.

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

.@zomato you delivery mechanism is a joke. This has been the status of my order for the past 20 mins. I am told he’s got two orders and he can deliver my order once he picks up the other order. So this is downright cheating! The order hasn’t arrived and you claim it has.

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

It’s not slow. It’s not moving! And not one traffic cop in sight! @MTPHereToHelp . Been two hours on the WEH. This is a joke!

[Mumbai Traffic Police @MTPHereToHelp]

Traffic movement is slow Sahara Star Hotel junction (Bhajiwadi) North bound due to Pipeline brust.
पाईपलाईन फुटल्यामुळे सहारा स्टार हॉटेल जंक्शन (भाजीवाडी) उत्तरेकडे जाणारी वाहतूक गतीने संथ आहे.
@MTPHereToHelp

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MTPHereToHelp What’s being done about it? Left Andheri West at 11 am, it’s 12:36 and it’s still showing 1 hour to Lower Parel. 2.5 hours to Lower Parel. This is ridiculous.

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MTPHereToHelp what is going on! 50 min jam at this hour!? @mybmc

[Pavan Acharya @THEHAWABAG]

@MTPHereToHelp @mybmc this is the Western Express Highway. What’s going on!