Johnny Traficante

Comic and Lounge Lizard

[Johnny Traficante @THEjohnny_t]

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@indicatorfn Alright

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@KYLE_XY420. @DerekStewart811

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@KYLE_XY420

[hugo @toasteredbread]

me during sex: hurt me

them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex

me: wait-

them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it

[New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly]

Remembering John Cazale, left, who was born on this day in 1935. The actor only appeared in five films, all nominated for Best Picture: The Godfather, The Conversation, The Godfather Part II, Dog Day Afternoon (pictured here), and The Deer Hunter.

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

"Enjoy" - Whole Foods cashier after ringing up my kitty litter

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@trapdungeon

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@trapdungeon https://t.co/b8OdZosdXb

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@tregorman42 @TinaJ_26 @xMangojuice ....I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that Johnny Carson wasn't an ideal husband exactly....but tbh I have a tendency to separate a person's art from the actual person- that way I can still enjoy tonight show clips and the movie "Cry-Baby"

[shannon @shannincurry]

@THEjohnny_t johnny can i borrow one of your suits please i need to wear one before i croak

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@shannincurry My old pinstripe double breast is far too big anymore, its yours if you want. If you tailor it down to your size, you might have enough for a nice set of pinstripe drapes!

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@shannincurry

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@shannincurry I can lend you some clothing from my "Tony Soprano Collection" - black slacks, black leather blazer, bassiri uomo shirt, and gold chain. You'll look like you're about to break someone's legs with a baseball bat in no time at all!

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@shannincurry https://t.co/U4BjWWxXfI

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@trapdungeon Anime/hentai nut

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@shannincurry Scallywag

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@trapdungeon https://t.co/3Ep2IBalFo

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@KYLE_XY420 @pattymo Keep your damn mouth shut, that suit was poorly tailored

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@rnariegallagher To be fair... "Vegan baby" is up there with some form of child abuse