ladislav the 5th

someone is looking for me

[ladislav the 5th @TIEDYESWEATS]

Stolen valor

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

High school buddy of mine got a 20 y/o pregnant when he was 15. Moved to Tennessee and became a cop. Ended up shooting a guy but was cleared of any wrongdoing. Went to D.C. and opened up a food truck. Last I heard he was a pill dealer & alcoholic.

“You can just do things”

[Macaulay Trollkin 🦞 @Billybobwalter1]

I do like some tourists. I had a tourist lady and her kids try to help me lug traps today.

It’s the ones that don’t even acknowledge your existence and are completely in the way of you doing your job that I don’t like.

[Just Another Year Chicago: Blackhawks @JAYChi_Hawks]

Kirill Marchenko wants OUT of Columbus!

At 6'3", scoring 25+ a year at 25 years old, his size is exactly what our top 6 needs. 🎯

Plus, he'd be the ultimate weapon to help Roman Kantserov adapt to the NHL next season. 🇷🇺

Should we make the push to acquire the fellow Russian?👇

[ladislav the 5th @TIEDYESWEATS]

Highway to Heaven might be the best show of all time. It’s insane to go from a retirement home to a child with cancer and then into inner city gang disputes in the 80s in the first four episodes and there’s none of the pandering that happens today. Just straight dead cancer kids.

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[girlwithabigheart2 @ongezellie]

this would be a cool hack if it wasnt in a target where they let you steal until you hit a felony amount and then they rape you

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

In 1999, after Rosie O’Donell criticized Rudy Giuliani for police harassing the homeless, John Tierny pulled of an incredible act of journalism by posing as a homeless man outside her tony Connecticut home and being arrested after her private security asked him to leave.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Ever wish you were born at a different time in human history?

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

Yes this is why Western Europe used to hang 1% of each generation

For centuries, every crime of any seriousness was a hanging offense, and generally these sentences were enforced

Over time, hanging all thieves/rapists/murderers/etc meant that such genres were plucked from the gene pool, and European civilization could, in the 18th and 19th centuries, focus on building great empires and cultivation of high civilization rather than on how to handle reducing recidivism amongst the petty criminals who make life unbearable

If you want a pleasant and cultured civilization, the path to that begins with the gallows and gibbet for the problem causing 1%

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

It baffles me that for centuries it was completely un-controversial to kill pedophiles and murderers and now it’s like a big deal to suggest that

Can someone explain this to me?

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Patrick Kane @88PKane]

Congrats to this legend on retirement. One of the best leaders the game has seen. I could not have asked for a better teammate to come into the league with and I’m proud of all our success together over the years.

[ladislav the 5th @TIEDYESWEATS]

Reconnecting with mfs I never thought I’d reconnect with

[Bedsy @bedsysburner98]

@haddychi There will never be another duo like em

[Harian Mossa @Harian_Mossa]

@haddychi Nah.

We need Chase Reid, that will go to college for 2 years, then to Rockford for 4 years to work on his game....so that he can join the Hawks when Connor Bedard is 39 years old.

[Haddy @haddychi]

Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews 2010 Cup run (22GP)

Toews
• 7G
• 22A (All time franchise record)
• 29P (T-1st - Savard)
• 13 game point streak (franchise record)
• Conn Smythe

Kane
• 10G
• 18A (T-3rd)
• 28P (2nd)
• Cup clinching goal

Both 21 years old🤯 #Blackhawks

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Your 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

You’re an actual Neanderthal if you’re watching UFC over the Stanley Cup final or the World Cup