Tony Laing

Data Person-Guy who writes and does music. If I follow you it's because all I really want is an outrage-free, troll-free feed. Views are my own.

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@deedydas Haven’t these people seen Highlander II?

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@FutureJurvetson @Scobleizer 60ft Russ Hanneman was better

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@TheACCnz @adamzwar @vagg_stephen I’m sure you guys know exactly who took this catch

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Great to see Melbourne Airport is an utter shit show as usual

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@StanAustralia it looks like I accidentally bought the Williams vs Hall fight and I didn't mean to. Can I please have the order cancelled and the charge reversed?

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@sallymcmanus Holy Shit that was brutal

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We are excited to welcome Andy Foster to RedEye! As our Resources Industry Manager, Andy will be responsible for setting the strategy for our resources (mining, and oil & gas) industry as well as being the key point of contact for our resources customers.

https://t.co/rFP41iSVkg

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We are excited to welcome Scott Petersen to our RedEye team! Scott is our Power Industry Lead and is working within our Customer Success Team, focussing on the specific needs of our power customers. Welcome Scott!

Working at RedEye: https://t.co/QZjEYRaQdY

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@nickearls @netflix I always thought Melrose Place should have had two Aussie flatmate characters who just sat around the pool all day getting pissed and hanging shit on the vapid goings-on of the LA set. Like a bogan Waldorf and Statler

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@adamzwar Adam I'm pretty convinced you were one of the only guys in your year in Harlin House who finished school with the ability to read.

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@elonmusk Carl Sagan knew it all along ...

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@ClassicStarWars Try calling him that to his face. This is just species shaming. They probably don’t even have prunes on this dude’s planet so he doesn’t get the implied insult.

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@Telstra Yes, please ask your senior leader to ask the call centre operations team to train their outbound agents properly. @telstra is running a large enterprise & brand with a focus on customer experience, not some boiler room employing Jordan Belfort wannabes, which was my experience.

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@Telstra I just had some guy in your Melb call centre refuse to schedule a callback when I get out of my meeting, when he called me, because “he’s very busy and he’s got a lot of calls to get through”. I’m sorry I’m getting in the way of his call stats.

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@Telstra I wasn’t requesting a specific call back time. It was your agent’s dismissive attitude and unwillingness to look beyond what he could immediately sell right now that was the problem. He literally ignored my response that I was busy and wanted to push on with a sales call.

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@QldPolice Police are looking for a hardened criminal

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@FBBusiness LOL nice to see the interviewer take a break from his Fox Hunt to talk to Canva. Didn't even take his jodhpurs off.

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@ejevans12 @MelMitchell1 It's misleading when most people in business actually mean "logistic regression".

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@nytopinion I love how this strategy allows existing news oligopolies to continue their dominance instead of threatening to replace them with an actual news service. No one would dare piss off our true overlord Rupert.

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@mcannonbrookes Because Rupert's not selling.