TJWS12

Everyone’s a hypocrite.

[TJWS12 @TJWS12]

@RileyShaw31 @hidinginab00k He loooooves my car snaps with it playing in the background🕺🏼

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry there are 26 kids in your daughter’s class and Valentines come in boxes of 24.

[Sara Cutaia Mantzoros 🦕 @sncutaia]

Oh my GOD the #YouTubeTV playback bar has the Taylor Swift heart hands for this Chiefs v Jets game omggggggg 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Waldo @hidinginab00k]

My Twitter finally changed to X. This might be my last straw. What am I doing? Xing? That’s for trains.

[TJWS12 @TJWS12]

♥️

[WSDOT East @WSDOT_East]

That's not a failed record attempt for World's Largest Omlette, that's the mess that closed I-90 east of Vantage today where a load of eggs was dumped in a single vehicle incident. While it did get eggstremely messy, we are glad to report no injuries. Thank you for your patience!

[laine IS SEEING LUKE @laineiswayf]

all my homies hate ticketmaster

[Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS @SPuro88]

My parents saw my son randomly eating Pringles during a FaceTime call about a month ago.

Going to visit them now and my dad, without provocation, bought a massive Costco sized supply of Pringles for our 5 day trip.

Grandparents are a different breed.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

[TJWS12 @TJWS12]

@hidinginab00k Prancing Pronghorns = missed opportunity

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Amazon hasn’t been to our house the last few days, I hope they’re ok.

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry to interrupt your Sunday but during the busiest month of the year your kids’ school would like them to dress up for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Cheer Day, Elf Day, and Polar Express Day this week.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Good luck to everyone who has to do Thanksgiving tomorrow wearing business casual.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $68 a good deal for a pumpkin?

[Brandon T. Jones @BrandonTJones_]

This Daytona Beach business brought out boards used during Hurricane Dorian in 2019. Told me they want Ian to chill out

[Robin Hood 🎯 @goodrobinhood]

#HurricaneIan #Hurricane #Ian #TropicalStormIan

You know shit is serious when spongebob is evacuating....

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) delivered an impassioned speech on the Senate floor Tuesday, following a school shooting in Texas that left at least 14 students dead.

“What are we doing?” he asked his colleagues. “Why are we here?”