Matt Schreiner

The Most 1nteresting Matt 1n The World

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

On this day in 1985, the Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on a West Philly neighborhood, specifically on the house of a Black liberation group called MOVE, ki!!ing 11 members, including 5 children, destroying 61 homes and leaving 250 people homeless.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I know a lot of you wanted a technical breakdown of this meme so here it is!

I don't think you will find this level of detail anywhere else so keep reading if you don't want to miss out.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

This bar chart has attracted the attention of the richest man in the world. Let me walk you through how I would interpret it as a statistician (and a human).

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@bidetofevil Keep watching

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@brad_cogswell Nice work

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@brainiaq2000 🫡

[Matt Miller @brainiaq2000]

It’s been a ride

[Postscript @postscr1pt]

@djramnofansub @mikecvet @TonyPrintezis New talent sees how old talent was treated. If you don't think engineers talk about and notice this stuff, you are in for a shock.

There are entire companies whose recruiters are dead to my colleagues and me because of how they treated current/former staff.

[Mike Cvet @mikecvet]

I’d suggest:

- looking at an actual perf dashboard (if any are still online)
- read the analyses of emerging market timeline rendering latency: (hint: not batch sizes)
- ask teams which actually work on this stuff (tho I think you fired them)

[sasha solomon @sachee]

you don’t get to shit on our infra if you don’t know what the fuck it does while you’re also scrambling to rehire folks you laid off

[David Stern @vorporeal]

@bgleib This man's solution to traffic was 1000 poorly batched passengers in a tunnel, so

[Luc Perkins @lucperkins]

I’ve spent more time inside the Twitter codebase than 99.9999% of humanity and folks, I literally don’t understand what it would mean to give someone a quick “tour” of “the Twitter code”

[LineaPy @lineapy_oss]

“All models are wrong, but some are useful”. Great talk by Matthew Shreiner from @Airbnb! #MLConf #datascience #experimentation @MLconf

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@gasca [101] Wilderness Survival (locating water, shelter construction, fire building, etc)

[201] Extension of WS principles from [101] to applications in urban environments

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@gasca @umang https://t.co/LKIqPOxBAv

[Justin Schreiner @JustinSchreine8]

@AerLingus Did anyone get video of the @AerLingus employees telling us that international flights except jfk and Boston are cancelled? Would love it if you could share!

[Matt Schreiner @TM1M1TW]

@michellef160 @AerLingus Hey @rtenews and @Independent_ie and @BBCBreaking is anyone covering the Aer Lingus fraud here? Much bigger than the initial reports about "minor short haul disruptions"