Tyler Monahan

1/21/16 🐶 11/14/93🎉 owner of the pub dog!

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

I am a slut for steak 🥩

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Scouts report from the Navy Patrol that the Dairy Platoon were last seen fleeing to the territory south of the Alamo, known as Cancun.

It is in their fortune for they will not find any ice in that region. Alas, they will melt in their own misery.

Yours in victory.
—CW

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

🐻 ⬇️

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

We need to take the life outta the bears! This teams plays 4 quarters! Let’s finish now!

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills.

As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee.

Yours.
—CW

[Alec Monahan @monss34]

@ZachGains_ won’t pay up

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Voting Kamala Harris is like throwing the Titanic in reverse to hit the iceberg a second time 😏

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

What the point of paying for NFL+ and only getting the Giants and Browns game this is some money hungry networks do better #NFL

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Lawyer Alan Dershowitz, a former friend of Jeffrey Epstein, claims Epstein’s associates had no clue about his private life where he r*ped underaged girls.

Yeah, ok.

Dershowitz is speaking out *against* the judge who is releasing the names of Epstein’s associates, saying it’s “unfair” because she’s being “selective.”

“None of us knew about his private life that he kept so secret.”

“There are some people who may be ashamed of the fact that they hung out with Epstein, but remember, a lot of people hung out with Epstein before he was convicted,” he said.

Here is Bill Clinton’s reaction after being asked about his longtime friendship with Epstein. He definitely had no clue.

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

Tommy D !!!!! 🤌🤌🤌

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@KwikTrip can I buy stocks in cheddar jalapeño corn dogs?

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@timboslice3619 @WiscoClothingCo Guy needs to stay in his lane

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@HarleighDitz Poor Bailey…. We all feel for him

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@elihump56

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

The ones who complain about the smoke from Canada and air quality are the same ones who smoke weed and cigarettes

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@POTUS Hold big pharma accountable for prescription drug addiction, car manufacturers for fatal accidents

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The house has voted to ban trans athletes from girls and women's sports teams 😳

Follow @pubity for best news on twitter 🗞

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

Ah. The outstanding citizens helping a store move locations. Good for them !!

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Four people have been charged with the murder of Chicago Police officer Areanah Preston.

I won’t even say their names. (One is a juvenile and not pictured.)

Where the fuck is BLM?
Where is AOC?
Where is Al Sharpton?

Did Areanah’s life not matter??

R/T and get this out there. I want all of these hypocrite selective outrage cowards to see this.

[Tyler Monahan @TMONS1493]

@HillaryClinton What about the sons, husbands, fathers you killed in Benghazi or the the 30 + “friends” that you had “suicided”???