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Goalposts moved? Checked.
Console-war math? Checked.
Source says the opposite? Definitely checked.
One man. Many claims. One hashtag.
Keeping TRIPSTER0 honest, one post at a time. 🫡
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Original post: sarcastically calls the connecting sections “boring” while showing absolute chaos unfolding.
Tripster: “Whole game is boring.”
We regret to report that sarcasm has once again failed to clear the Tripster compatibility check.
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Correct! This IS how you do it. 👏
Saros now joins games like No Man’s Sky, Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur’s Gate 3, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and Mario Kart World in receiving substantial FREE updates.
Welcome to the club, Saros! 🎉
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Kratos falls through the air:
“Everyone is copying God of War!”
By this logic, God of War copied every game before it where a character falls through the air.
Tripster has discovered that video games sometimes contain gravity. Huge day for gaming history.
@anarchyKaos666@Olimar_prs Alright, you got me. 😂 Repetitive formatting + rapid replies apparently made X think I’m spammy. Rookie mistake. Easily fixed.
So enjoy the “probable spam” victory lap while it lasts, boys.
#TripsterChecker is adjusting the algorithm strategy.
We’ll be seeing you. 🤭
@DuraLoren@TRIPSTER0@madcap412 Totally fair criticism of Pokémon. Recent games deserve criticism for being iterative and technically underwhelming.
But “been doing the same thing for decades” describes 1/2 the industry. GTA, COD, RE, FF, Mario, Zelda, GoW, etc. all retain core DNA.
Execution is the problem.
Feels good when someone's whole entire Internet persona is about me, I love to live rent free on these dudes heads, that's how I know I got them eating out of the palm of my hand, this is hilarious.
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@TRIPSTER0#TripsterChecker
Oooh, Tripster noticed us. ☺️
Apparently our “whole Twitter persona revolves around him.”
Meanwhile, we sampled 121 of his posts/replies across 5 batches:
55 were about Nintendo.
45.5%.
Nearly half.
But please, tell us more about obsession. 🤭
@anarchyKaos666#FranciscoChecker
Yes, bundles count. Big N discloses that
15.39M sold.
+690K last quarter.
86 Metacritic.
95% positive/0% neg.
“Critically panned” = objectively false.
“Engagement fell off a cliff”? No data cited.
Awaiting Francisco’s groundbreaking engagement dataset.
@TRIPSTER0@yuuofcx#TripsterChecker
Context: “Looks outdated” = art preference presented as fact.
Stylized ≠ outdated—unless Astro Bot & Ratchet suddenly qualify too.
BotW = deliberate stylized art.
Pixel art? Gaming beginnings. Still used today.
Source: “Trust me bro, I hate Nintendo.”
@TRIPSTER0@johniibo#TripsterChecker
Context: “Capcom is GOATED on Switch 2” wasn’t a Deck comparison.
Switch 2: 23.7M sold in ~1 yr + native Capcom support.
Deck: ~6M lifetime + PC builds via Proton.
Nintendo praise triggered the emergency Deck response.
Source: “Trust me bro, I hate Nintendo.”
@TRIPSTER0@nintendobu#TripsterChecker
Context: Stylized art ≠ “Wii quality.”
TotK physics, seamless 3-tier world & U-hand/fuse are tech achievements.
Astro Bot, Ratchet & Clank? stylized visuals too. Funny how “cartoony = bad graphics” only applies for the big N.
“Trust me bro, I hate Nintendo.”
@TRIPSTER0#TripsterChecker
Context: Getting updates ≠ being a live-service game.
MK8D launched as a complete retail game in 2017. Major DLC didn’t even arrive until 5 yrs later.
By this definition, nearly every game w/ patches is “live service.”
You tried to make this up. But failed.
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Context: Steam Deck running Dawnwalker proves… PC version runs on Deck.
No Switch 2 port exists to compare.
“Does what NINTENDONT” requires big N actually being given something to NINTENDONT.
Tech comp: none
Tripster’s Source: “trust me bro, I hate Nintendo”
@TRIPSTER0@BeatEmUps Cmon now Trippy, we’ve been over this…
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Context: Orbitals: ~$40-50, ~8 hrs.
Astro Bot: ~10-15 hrs, $60
Rift Apart: ~11 hrs, $70
Two critically acclaimed PS5 games.
By the Tripster standard, short = scam, so PlayStation has some explaining to do.
@TRIPSTER0@AesirMalos#TripsterChecker
Context: “Not even close”?
OoT: 99 Metacritic—the highest-rated game ever.
Best GTA? GTA IV at 98.
OoT 3D even scored 94.
GTA VI may be incredible, but history makes “OoT > GTA VI” a perfectly defensible opinion.
The scoreboard objects the Tripster