Tyler Rhoads

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@littlebit1193 I JUST started wearing my retainer again last night to try to straighten things back out. I suggest not going long periods of time without wearing it at night because they do be a little painful to start wearing again 😅 Congrats on being done with braces though!

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@littlebit1193

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

So Kiersten likes to send me voice notes when she’s at work or busy because allegedly it’s easier. The last one she sent me, she told me she was pooping in it. Then proceeded to fart loudly 4 times and told me they were for me. I truly am spoiled.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

The sphinx titties in ‘The Never Ending Story’ had no business being that nice.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

We need to put an end to this disgusting behavior.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

You guys ever get that itch to lick a 9 volt battery?

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

Gift giving for Christmas really lost its flare when you start exchanging price limits and lists. I used to love going rogue and getting the “I think they’ll like this” gift. Maybe they will, maybe they won’t and if they don’t, how well do they lie about it.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

I will happily bury my tongue in some ass. My toothbrush being openly exposed in the bathroom is the least of my concerns.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

The accuracy 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

That's not me! 🤣

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@littlebit1193 Thank you! Spending it working but my buddy is making me lunch so I’m grateful enough for that! 😁

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

You have my attention…

[𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒. ♡ @nugent_tori]

i can cut people out of my life faster than the speed of light… try me.

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@SquishMitten_

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

Why does tickling someone go from “Haha” to “I’ll fucking kill you” in a matter of 2 seconds?

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@ScaraHite I typically do the one legged push and glide so I can cruise through the store quicker but those carts were just not built for that 😔

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

Man I can’t drive these new Cranberry Walmart carts, shit is too tall 😤

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@littlebit1193 I debated on the mop but figured I’d get a more aggressive scrub by hand but I did buy magic erasers! I might have to give them a whirl here pretty directly haha

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

I’m literally finding anything I can to get out of scrubbing these walls. I’ll walk away and install a sink faucet, call the garbage company, make a cup of coffee, just pace around finding anything else. I don’t hate cleaning but fuck cleaning walls 😩

[Tyler Rhoads @TSRhoads12]

@spoonbarrett Like I said, I don’t mind normal cleaning but anyone who enjoys scrubbing walls down is borderline insane. Which I guess might make sense for Afton 😈