🇺🇸 This guy bumped into NFL legend Peyton Manning in New York City
Then, seconds later, he saw Conor McGregor
The difference in their reactions to being spotted is wild
Writer: Ian
My daughter asked why so many young people want to backpack across Europe.
I asked why she doesn’t.
She said, “Because you made me watch Taken when I was little.”
Parenting: 1
Backpacking: 0
#ProudDad
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A few years back I took a part-time job at Macy’s just to get out of the house. My wife worked second shift, I worked first shift at my main job, and we were staying with her parents at the time. I was slowly losing my mind being home all the time, so I applied for the retail gig purely as an escape. The paycheck was whatever..... I just needed to be *somewhere* else for a few hours.
I didn’t give a single damn about the job. Zero loyalty to Macy’s, zero passion for retail. During training I was half checked out the whole time.
They mostly had me in clothing, but every once in a while they’d throw me over to housewares or luggage even though I had zero specialized training. First time they asked me to cover I was like, “Uh… sure, I guess?”
And somehow… I started selling like crazy.
Customers would come up and I’d just quickly scan the box, read the features upside down while pretending to look at the product, and summarize it like I’d been working there for ten years.
One lady asked me about a fancy suitcase and I flipped the tag, read it in two seconds, and said, “This one’s got the 360 spinner wheels, expandable zipper, and it’s TSA approved. You’ll love how light it is for international trips.”
She lit up. “Oh you’re so knowledgeable! Most guys don’t know this stuff.”
I just smiled and replied, “Gotta stay on top of it for you guys.”
Inside I was dying laughing.
Another time a guy asked about a blender and I read the box upside down while nodding seriously. “This one’s got the 1200-watt motor and the pulse function.... great for smoothies and crushing ice.”
He bought the most expensive one they had and told my manager, “That young man really knows his stuff!”
I got multiple bonuses from good customer reviews. All because I could read fast and sound confident.
My manager pulled me aside one day and said, “You’re killing it in housewares. The customers love you. How long have you been selling luggage?”
I laughed and told her, “Honestly? I’m making it up as I go. I just read the box real quick.”
She thought I was joking.
I quit a few months later once we finally moved out, but man… that job taught me something funny. Half of sounding like an expert is just being able to read fast and act like you belong there. The other half is confidence.
Still one of the easiest paychecks I’ve ever made while secretly dying inside the whole time.
🚨EXCLUSIVA: MRBEAST CONFESO COMO HACER MILLONES DE SUSCRIPTORES EN 6 MESES
y dijo el metodo exacto:
>tus primeros 100 videos van a apestar. subelos igual
>cuando digas "algoritmo" reemplazalo por "audiencia"
>titulos abajo de 50 caracteres lo mas extremos posibles
>los primeros 5 segundos importan mas que el thumbnail
>mejor 1 video brutal al mes que 4 mediocres por semana
guardala en favoritos y mirala cuando tengas 18 minutos tranquilos, estudialo detenidamente y empieza a ganar dinero👇
TRUMP ENDED THE PLANDEMIC WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST TEN YEARS.
TRUMP PREVENTED THE GREAT RESET WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO ENSLAVE ALL OF MANKIND.
TRUMP PREVENTED THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNDER HILLARY CLINTON.
TRUMP ARRESTED JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND ENDED HIS OPERATION TO SEXUALLY BLACKMAIL INFLUENTIAL LEADERS.
TRUMP ENDED MASS CENSORSHIP AND RESTORED FREE SPEECH.
TRUMP ARRESTED MULTIPLE HEADS OF GLOBAL DRUG CARTELS, AND ENDED THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUG OPERATIONS.
TRUMP REMOVED THE USA FROM THE WHO, EFFECTIVELY PREVENTING THEIR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.
TRUMP WILL ABOLISH THE UNITED NATIONS, AGAIN ENDING THE AGENDA FOR A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.
TRUMP EXPOSED THE MIND CONTROL OF THE NEWS MEDIA AND POPULARIZED THE TERM “FAKE NEWS MEDIA”.
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TRUMP EXPOSED ELECTION FRAUD AND IS BUSY MAKING ELECTIONS AROUND THE WORLD SAFE AGAIN.
TRUMP EXPOSED THE DEEP STATE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD AND IS BUSY ERADICATING IT.
TRUMP LAUNCHED A WORLDWIDE WAR AGAINST CHILD TRAFFICKING AND HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE.
TRUMP BROUGHT FAITH, PRAYER AND THE BIBLE BACK IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND SOCIETY.
TRUMP EXPOSED THE DEEP CORRUPTION OF THE CIA, FBI AND DOJ.
TRUMP ENDED THE BRAINWASHING OF CHILDREN BY ABOLISHING THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.
TRUMP WILL RESTORE QUALITY EDUCATION BY OFFERING THE FREE AMERICAN ACADEMY TO THE YOUTH.
TRUMP DEFUNDED THE LGBTQ AND TRANSGENDER AGENDA AND IS RESTORING HEALTHY FAMILIES IN AMERICA.
TRUMP IS ENDING THE POISONING OF THE FOOD AND RESTORES HEALTHY NUTRITION.
TRUMP ENDED THE MASS INVASION OF ILLEGALS, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY AMERICA.
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TRUMP ENDED MASSIVE THEFT OF TRILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS.
TRUMP IS GOING TO END TAXES AND WILL RESTORE WEALTH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
TRUMP ENDED THE SATANIC RULE IN HOLLYWOOD AND APPOINTED GIBSON AND STALLONE AS HIS EYES IN HOLLYWOOD.
TRUMP EMPOWERED MILLIONS OF PATRIOTS WORLDWIDE TO OPPOSE THE DEEP STATE AND NEW WORLD ORDER.
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TRUMP ENDED THE CHILDHOOD VACCINE MANDATES AND REDUCED THE VACCINES FROM 70 TO 9.
AND THERE’S A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS TRUMP DID TO END THE RULE OF EVIL.
THAT IS WHY HE IS BEING ATTACKED SO VIOLENTLY WITH FALSE ACCUSATIONS.
PLEASE SHARE THIS TO HELP COUNTER THE MASSIVE LIES AGAINST TRUMP.
I fell in love with this verse:
“I will be your God throughout your lifetime— until your hair is white with age. I made you, and I will care for you. I will carry you along and save you.”
Isaiah 46:4 NLT
🚨 BREAKING: LAST NIGHT I FOUND SOMETHING IN MY GMAIL SETTINGS I CANNOT UNSEE.
A BOX, TICKED BY DEFAULT, HAS BEEN LETTING AN AI READ EVERY EMAIL IN MY INBOX AND BUILD A PROFILE FROM IT.
YOURS IS ALMOST CERTAINLY ON TOO, RIGHT NOW.
I SHUT OFF THREE SETTINGS BEFORE BED.
DO THESE NOW: 👇
Take a listen to hear about why LJ Mercurius was reading a book in the bullpen during the game the other day here at the College World Series when his little brother Xavier Mercurius was pitching the game of his life. @LjMercurius#Sooners
The book?
Keep Calm and Trust God
by Jake Provance and Keith Provance
The umpires found the Branch parents to give them the official lineup cards with their boys, Kolby (UGA) and Kyle (Oklahoma), on them.
They are the first brothers to be starters/opponents in a MCWS game, and this was the final time the two faced off in college. 🥹