The Twinterview

Tweets that (usually) end with a question mark.

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@RepWalberg Can you hook us up with a job where, instead of tending to our responsibilities, we say, "God will take care of it." Sweet gig!

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@king_of_bob @chuckwoolery Thank you for the correction. I was beginning to worry about the size of that rock.

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@chuckwoolery Wait, you're still alive AND relevant? What rock did we just crawl out from under?

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@markboycow808 Thanks for the spam!

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@RepJasonSmith , how is it possible that you're that stupid? How do you tie your shoes? How do you understand balanced logic?

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@realDonaldTrump Why do you hate America?

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@SenatorKirk Thank you for, like @realDonaldTrump, being direct and honest in your racism. Has the racist vote helped you in the polls?

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@michaelianblack Exactly when did you decide to be a patron saint to the old US of A?

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@newhopeforwomen Surely it can't be the same place that just equated a rape accusation with sixth-grade detention?

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@HillaryClinton Do you not realize the number of votes you are jeopardizing as long as the fix is on?

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Hey, @askphoenix, did you see that somebody finally made sense of your @UOPX commercial? https://t.co/5UiiN5UlcB

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@ucdavis https://t.co/Ug8DO3efRh

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@TheTweetOfGod Fine, we get it. You win. Bring the flood already.

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@tim_cook Have you heard about the crazy man who thinks he runs #Apple? #Trump

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@TIME In any other circumstance you would encourage a victim to speak out to protect other victims. You have a moral obligation to pursue.

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Will #ChrisMorris please consider pressing charges? You and @TIME have visibility & clout; the rest of us would otherwise just be victims.

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@SenateMajLdr confirmed alive. Dancing in the streets postponed another day. https://t.co/OYf6S9vQKo

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.@POTUS' plan to break the law is just as absurd as it sounds. #Gitmo terrorists will not be coming to the US.

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@RondaRousey We're a little insulted that you're reported to be portraying @captainmarvel. Like, shouldn't Captain Marvel be portraying you?

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What if @pinkfloyd had #cowbell? I think @nbcsnl needs to get on that. #Walken

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@WheatonCollege But you do know that it *is* the same God, right? Pretty sure @LaryciaHawkins knows your religion better than you do.