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[Wrong turn @T_Mutisya]

When will this country (Kenya) be a home the young will cherish and be proud of? The day it'll have good leadership, working structures, less corruption, order and respect on the roads, embezzlers will be condemned, kidnappers will be trapped, con pastors and apostles banished!

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

Kama unaweza pata Kshs 2 Million

Hire a Prado Ingia Olkalou

Chachisha ground

Make sure unakaa mtu serious

Tafuta walevi na community noisemakers

Choma hao… Beat them fist of the stomach

Waambie uko na Budget ya Kshs. 50 Million ya campaigns..

Rumours spread like bushfire

Chukua hizi Boda Boda za lipa mdogo mdogo kama tano. Lipa deposit.. alafu zilipie 2 months…

Organize mkutano ya watu wa Boda.. waulize wangetaka upee nani boda.. ule mtu ameteseka saaana kwa industry..

Pea hao izo boda tano…

Kila mahali ukitembea… vipi mhesh.. nini nini..

Hire mean looking security na chase car..

Ingia soko izo za kijiji nunua stock ya hao wamama yote… Izo soko haziwezi maliza 50k😂😂

Hire Bloggers.. wakiamka asubui, saa saba na jioni wakisema ni wewe tosha.. organize paid up opinion polls kuonyesha uko top 3…

Remember walevi washa sema uko na budget ya 50 Million…

Sukuma 3 weeeeks ivi…

Utatafutwa upewe offer ya kazi ya parastatal na 10 Million kurudisha expenses… Stepping down is very emotional and expensive..

Where else can you make Ksh. 8 Million in 3 weeks na parastatal job!

Wale watu wa Boda wacha wabaki wakimalizana na Watu Credit na Mogo😂

Sitawafunza kila kitu Mimi...

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Derby weekend:
🇿🇦 Kaizer Chiefs v Orlando Pirates
🇰🇪 AFC Leopards v Gor Mahia

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

My dad huingia kwa nyumba alafu kila mtu anaenda bedroom,leo ametuuliza mbona hatupendi kukaa na yeye😭I literally felt bad

[The Gift of Chess @thegiftofchess]

Turning plastic waste into chess pieces
https://t.co/viLuE495CJ

[wambuii @wambuijoan2024]

A man from Kisii, Bosire caught his wife with another man in their matrimonial bed, what did he do, he invited the wife's family to come over, shocker on them, their daughter had decided to bring an assistant box to box midfielder to her own field.

Bosire packed her wife's belongings and handed her over to the parents, signaling the end of marriage.

That thing called Marej ain't easy guys. Eloi!

[Wrong turn @T_Mutisya]

😂😂😂😂

[Man United Fan Club @manufcnow]

🚨Leaked footage of how Man United sold Garnacho to Chelsea. 😂

[Captain Dominic Omondi @CaptainDominicO]

Ruth Odinga has come out strongly and shut down the noise around the Linda Mwananchi Mega Rally in Kisumu.

After a section of leaders tried chest-thumping, claiming they would block the rally, she made one thing very clear Kisumu is not anyone’s private property. It is an open city. Anyone with a message for the people is free to come and speak.

“Together as one, scatter no one.” Those were her words, and they were not just a slogan. They carried a deeper political message. Even with the rising tensions, she is signaling that Linda Mwananchi should not be treated as an outsider movement but as something that still belongs within ODM.

This is where it gets interesting.

At a time when some leaders are pushing division and trying to draw lines, Ruth Odinga is choosing unity. She is not fighting the movement she is embracing it, but on one condition that it stays within the broader ODM family.

So while others are busy issuing threats and trying to control the ground, she is playing a bigger game protecting political space, calming the temperature, and reminding everyone that strength comes from unity, not exclusion.

In simple terms she has told them Kisumu is open, the people will decide, and no one should try to scatter what can still stand together.

[Eric @amerix]

Your enemy isn't laziness or poverty. You are not lazy or poor.

Your enemy is distraction.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

"Nimeskia mkisema budget ya X-ray ni expensive mbona tusiite Mejja basi"

[Nyaga🇰🇪 @ericnyaga]

@MbulaMutula I remember this — the famous ‘Donde Bill’ introduced by Gem MP Joe Donde in 2000. Officially the Central Bank of Kenya (Amendment) Bill 2000, it sought to regulate interest rates and, most importantly, capped total interest charged so it could never exceed the principal amount.

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

New: FKF president Hussein Mohamed has been SUSPENDED by the federation’s NEC following the allegations of misappropriation of Ksh42m CHAN fund. Deputy President Mariga to take over pending the completion of the investigation.
Abdullahi Yussuf Ibrahim and acting CEO Dennis Gicheru also ordered to step aside.

Source: @TeyaKev

[Africa Today Media Group @africatodayMG]

Rwanda banned second-hand clothes in 2018.

President Paul Kagame famously asked: "Why would any African wear used socks or vest of someone from Belgium, France or America? Why can't you make your own?"

Since 2018, Rwanda has halted the importation of second-hand clothing to protect and grow its local textile industry, promote "Made in Rwanda" products, and strengthen economic independence.

This is why you won't see the massive piles of imported clothing waste in Rwanda that are common in many other African countries.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Greatest Remontada of all time

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC: "At Inter Milan we had a rule: if we lost two games in a row, salaries were delayed. But Balotelli broke that rule!

We lost a cup final and a league match in three days. Mario didn’t show up to training and Mourinho couldn’t find him. After 30 minutes, the president walked in furious with Balotelli by his side.

He asked us: 'Does Mario know how to read Italian?' We answered: 'Yes.' And he said: 'Funny, because he came to my office to ask me for his salary.'

We explained the rule, but Mario replied: 'Even if we lose 100 times, I want my money now.'

Then the president said: 'From today on, you’ll always get paid on time, but I don’t want anyone behaving like Mario.'

It was the first time we got paid after two defeats… and we started passing him the ball more so he would score, because he was better than the president himself."

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nairobi SeaBD 22:00hrs

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Toxic akiimba Skills ni za navy army alikuwa anaongelelea hii situation

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Mjukuu ya Lebo @ShadrackOt938]

Ushago kila mtu hukua na power ya kueka bumps kwa barabara kama NTSA.

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

Kuja uniambie stori za watu wa kitambo

[Wrong turn @T_Mutisya]

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[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Hapa as a journalist unanyamazaga walimane kwanza. �