Tahauny of Avonlea

Sings a little. Dances a little. Reads a lot. Mildly clever. (All views and opinions are my own)

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

Castmate- “Tahauny walks so fast. It’s like she’s going to fight somebody.”
Me- “It’s because I have places to be.”
Castmate- “I know. Like fights.” #walkingwithintention #shortgirlproblems

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

In honor of Dolly’s dedication to literacy, stop saying “casted.”

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

@SenTuberville I love America. You are what I have a problem with

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

@ratxgurl I knew this was gonna be a tuxedo cat before I even made it to the end

[NASA @NASA]

Artemis II astronauts have traveled 252,756 miles from Earth, flown around the Moon, and observed the lunar surface like never before. Now, they’re coming home. 🌎

Watch the crew splash down on Friday, April 10, around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). https://t.co/Ccsk5Z3HFS

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

@jenromantics @blondchameleon I’m sure they wigged her bun cause pulling hair back that tightly for that many days in a row would be murder on her hairline, plus a wig gives hair/makeup more control over the look as a whole. If some actors are in wigs and some
not you can tell, unless they’re amazing

[Pam Chvotkin, Storyteller @reddusfoximus]

You can absolutely be a fan of America, proud to be American, and root for these amazing athletes who have worked so hard for this moment…and also not be in anyway supportive of the current administration.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

this is not pro-life.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Robert the Spruce 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @Bufshuf]

@AshleyGWinter I remain unconvinced that a heroin addict who looks like a boiled ham is somehow America’s new health guru.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when Virginia Woolf said, “Autumn is my season, dear; it is, after all, the season of the soul” and when F. Scott Fitzgerald said, “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall” and when Anne Shirley said, “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

I hate it when I do math about where my money went, and it all adds up . No one robbed me .I didn't lose it ..it was really all me

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[🐨 #TeamTaylorSheesh #M4U @ladyevarina]

in bridgerton terms, the queen has not yet chosen who is the diamond of the season

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

guy: hi I would like to be a trucker

the US government: woah, woah, woah, not so fast buddy, first I need to hear an analysis of gender roles as depicted in the classic Charlotte Perkins Gilman story 'The Yellow Wallpaper'

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

By the age of thirty you should have an all-consuming obsession with one era of history. If you haven’t yet developed a fixation on an historical era, one will be assigned to you shortly.

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

@audreyaguilarr ByRosieJane’s Dulce (perfume and perfume oil together) with Sol de Jainero 71. Every single time

[Tahauny of Avonlea @TahaunyLinnae]

@lokkju @LenValyrian Exactly. Like I’m Tahauny, which throws a lot of people, but I definitely don’t just expect people to know it