Ruth*

Breathing into zen. 🇹🇼 Not I, said the fox. Smile, life is upon us-- positive karma, one day at a time.

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

I think of @shengwangtime whenever I attack the dregs of a lotion bottle.

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

@mattgenebach has always been disappointed that I won’t watch wrestling/etc with him but who knew that all they had to do was put in a mud pit and I’d happily listen to him shout about side control and triangle holds #Physical100

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 32)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/NTQ9VSyI0j

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

@magiciansbook @Slate "There may be a handful of authors—Neil Gaiman and George R.R. Martin spring to mind—who could pull off something similar."
Yes to #1, but who in their right mind would fund GRRM given his track record for taking over a decade to deliver a product?

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

Classic introvert mistake: wearing a @brettgoldstein #RoyKent jersey to @SnallygasterDC #beerfestival the day after @TedLasso S2 finale. Thanks to the @AFCRichmond fandom, I’ve never talked to so many strangers in my life. #RichmondTillWeDie

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

@CulturessFS @SarabethPollock where can I learn more about how @hallmarkchannel doesn't know the difference between bucatini and rotini (which definitely came out of a box) 😂

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

I feel like @katiethurston's aunt is my spirit animal, which doesn't surprise my better half at all

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

Grateful for the @PS5restocks_etc GameStop tips & @NS_ALERTS Discord community... but also relieved to pare down on my Twitter push notifications.

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

TFW you realize that blending multi-colored potatoes into your #HalfBakedHarvest corn chowder makes it pretty unappetizing to look at...

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

turns out endurance eating feels the same as competitive eating

[Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin]

Full of waffles but devoid of life

[Grace Meng @Grace4NY]

We’ve gone from being invisible to being seen as sub-human. We just want to be seen as American like everyone else.

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

@themandalorian writer’s room: “oh, you thought the frog incident in season 1 was kinda cute? Okay, let’s up the ante.”

[Ruth Franklin 🍵 @ruth_franklin]

According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

“You're in Vermont, what's your hurry?” - road sign by @AOTVermont 👏🏼

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

*makes failed jam to make failed baked goods go down easier* 😣
@mattgenebach: "I know you're still feeling down about it, but I really like all this strawberry goop!" 🥰

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

Me: “Alexa, how do you make ____?”
#AmazonAlexa: “I found this recipe for ___. Would you like me to send this to your phone?”
Me: “No, read it to me.”
Cue @Alexa99 trying to read @StephenKing’s It to me...

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

Between the @BravoTopChef closeups of Pellegrino water, and BMW namedropping, I keep waiting for @PadmaLakshmi to say, “Get some rest, chefs... but if you party too hard, make sure you barf into a Glad bag.”

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

All those post-college years of being so cheap that I learned how to cut my own bangs are really coming to fruition now. #QuarantineLife

[Ruth* @TaipeiCruz]

#YoureDoingGreat @tompapa was the pep talk I didn’t know I needed.