Takequakes

Owner of all mental real estate for @ScottKacsmar, @BarryOnHere, and all crybaby Chiefs fans. People who say “ring culture” are unserious.

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Ludicrous indeed. Brady won 3 Super Bowls before ever losing a playoff game. His second career Super Bowl appearance was better than any SB Mahomes has ever played in. Mahomes already has 2 blow outs in the SB, the most recent being arguably the worst SB performance of all time

[William Clogston @BillClog501]

The ludicrousness of comparing Brady’s 1st 7 PS runs vs Mahomes:

Brady has multiple bad games that NE still won in the PS from 2001-2007.

Mahomes has 14 bad quarters out of the 84 he’s played in Postseason play.

You can laugh but it’s 100% objectively a fact.

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@lastdanceszn @ChiefsGotBlurrd lmao what’s funny is listening to anything that idiot Scott says. His hatred for Brady ruined his career. Any chart or stat he posts is almost always wrong or deeply flawed. He admits in that very chart that he removed multiple seasons

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@MichaelStubel If you actually read my tweet, I never said that you said Maye wasn’t good. Just pointing out that how the two played in 1 game is irrelevant.

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@MooseFullmetal @DrewLocks2 @Jarv365 @PHLEaglesNation tHeRe ShOuLd bE

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@Jarv365 Any update on your tampering investigation, Jarvon?

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@MooseFullmetal @DrewLocks2 @Jarv365 @PHLEaglesNation Any update on when the tampering charges are coming? 🤣

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@tedigems @thomasrp93 It’s over little buddy. He’s a Patriot

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@tylermilliken_ Didn’t Cora veto trade Duran…

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@Jared_Carrabis They’re also 12-13 since firing the staff as opposed to 10-17 under Cora so noticeably better overall (still bad)

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@HasThreeKids @long @Buster_ESPN

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@ChoseNx0ne @DemonMurray thank you for calling out half your fanbase

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@RAFAN432 @Jared_Carrabis Correct the people who clowned on Harrison when the Sox traded for him are stupid and shouldn’t be taken seriously

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@420foreverrr @WillyxRobles @joemiddlin @That_Hurts Lmao “YouCantCope” and it’s literally an Eagles fan crying about cheating 🤣

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@JonesWEEI @Keefe21 The rule is designed to allow you to bring in food from the surrounding venues. Brought in Chipotle countless times. You can buy pizza from the place outside the gate and bring it in too

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@BarstoolNate …Math drives you insane?

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@SmittyTG @kenwalto

[Buford “Hoss” Lee, CFP 🇹🇹 @BufordLee146788]

Lane Kiffin: Ole Miss is racist and I left because of Colonel Reb

Steve Sarkisian: Ole Miss offers basket weaving and they’re stupid

Brian Kelly: Don’t worry it’s not that windy, now get up on the scissor lift and film practice

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@Defied_Investor @ShadowShell51 @rationalyankee @BauerOutage Here you go, idiot 😭🤡

[The Chicago Pope @TheChicagoPope]

Texted my friend who works in a high level position in a MLB front office to ask him if he had any insight into why Trevor Bauer isn’t getting any traction in the MLB again. This is his verbatim response, copied and pasted with permission:

“No interest in him for yrs. PR nightmare, players don’t want him around, control freak and a diva, wants special treatment. League minimum talk on X is a desperation play for clicks, eyeballs. Every scouting dept monitors NPB, MEX. Velo+spin down, control diminishing. Workout programs took backseat to YouTube career, shows on field. Doesn’t have the stuff to make a 40man, wouldn’t make our LowA roster. Would be shocked if he ever gets even a minor league deal again. Def won’t with us, friends in other offices say same.”

Nature is healing. 🥰🥰🥰

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@Trapsquadlal @NickCRadio @Jeff_McLane the Eagles aren’t taking a $43M dead cap hit for no reason lol

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@Trapsquadlal @NickCRadio @Jeff_McLane The only reason he hasn’t been traded is the cap hit, which is why they’re waiting until June 1st. They could have a deal for 5 firsts, they’re still going to wait until that date to do the deal