Carter James

Politics & Lighthouse Keeper

Fmr: @govandybeshear | @nextgenamerica | @heidiheitkamp He/Him. #RavensFlock #NDSU alum

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

The only two U.S. Presidents to see the New York Knicks win a title while in office

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If athletes without roids can win these games, then Navy can win the CFP without NIL. 🫡

[World Central Kitchen @WCKitchen]

WCK's Relief Team is on our way to Garden Grove, California to see how we can best assist communities impacted by the hazardous materials emergency at GKN Aerospace—where a damaged tank holding 7,000 gallons of a toxic, flammable chemical has forced nearly 40,000 residents to evacuate. This is a quickly evolving situation—we'll share more information as soon as we have it. Read More: https://t.co/qLFjY32rhs #ChefsForCalifornia

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[Sohaib Athar @ReallyVirtual]

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

[Lacrosse Video Games @laxvideogame]

It’s real… #Lacrosse 26 releases in 9 days on #ps5 and #xboxseries

[LA Clippers @LAClippers]

...and we've gone on a 35-17 run since.

[Jake Franklin Football @JakeFranklinFB]

Here’s a condensed version of the longest drive in college football history ⏳

Navy ran 26 plays, went for 95 yards, and ate up 14:26 of clock ⏰

[Navy Barstool @BarstoolNavy]

American hero

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Keenan Reynolds.

That guy rocked.

[Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec]

@bsmolka I’ll take your word on all things lazy and disinterested.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

If a #1 seed falls 10 points behind any school that runs a polling institute at any point in the game (Siena, Quinnipiac, Marist) they should just be eliminated IMO.

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

Slept 4 hours yesterday like a Deloitte employee

[MJD @Baltimore_MJD]

Finally someone with common sense.

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

everyone in their 30s has the one homie who does not play about his plex server

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

APPARENTLY Capitol Police have never heard of tailgating prior to the SOTU

I thought this was America

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY IS SEEING GOLD 🥇

GOLD MEDALISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🇺🇸

[Emily Keller @egkeller]

Panera putting in a location on the hill should make them legally obligated to bring back the lemonade that kills you.