DumbTanuki

Maggots from meat, whevvils from rye, dragons on stars in an empty sky

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

If she looking at Lord Future like that then she’s unfortunately already under his Genjutsu, we can only pray for her now.

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Reddit AITAH?

[YT @tolafolaa]

feel like radbrad they gon pay me just to walk through

[Doug @magnumdong1992]

I’m gonna be the first person to be off the LeBron Henny mixed with the Brady Nut

[Sam @decimoSam_]

This is exciting but Kushala Daora...

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

GEOFF KEIGHLEY

LET YO BIH GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE

[Rho Rider @RhoRider]

Never in history has there been such a desperate race to milk the everyman for trillions in exit liquidity

[Pat (G2 HATER I HATE TS) @Goatciello]

Litteraly no one has red skin bro

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

“Where the hoes at” bro are no hoes here, the Flood have escaped containment and you’re going to join a choir of a thousand thousand singing corpses.

[CrimsonLen @AspirantLen]

When a Farsightcel says something so T’au’vaphobic you gotta hit them with the Mont’ka stare

[Annie☠ @AnnieSFW]

dude heard "he gets no pussy" and said "now listen here buddy I don't get pussy at ALL"

[Jim Rot Video @JimRotVideo]

AI is just limp dick baby shit

I can’t do it so can computer do it for me

You’ll never convince me otherwise

You’re just asking your mommy to do it for you but your mommy is the computer.

Will never respect an adult that does that shit.