This is Oatie. He’s just making sure you’re doing alright. There’s a lot going on right now so if you’d like a hug or maybe a snuggle he’s available. 12/10
//Thread// In responding to protests, Hong Kong police have maintained they are adhering to strict internal guidelines. We sought to get a hold of these guidelines, verify their claims. Over 100+ of leaked documents later, we found the opposite: https://t.co/3G27ucAJd9
Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:
1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow
everything you've ever done was done by a younger, more hopeful you who you no longer are.
everything you aspire to do needs to be done by an older, more experienced you who you aren't yet.
the paradox is that you will feel this way at every point in your entire life.
#BlackExcellence
This deserves endless retweets!
Young kids from South Africa have built a plane that they’ll be flying from Cape to Cairo.
One kid opined:
‘If we can build a plane, you can build a spaceship’
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"I believe in the brotherhood of man ... but I don't believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me ... in treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment."--Malcolm X
Just in case this tool calls you about the R99 debit orders.
I took a chance and told him I suspect his is a scam. He immediately hung up. And TrueCaller indeed showed he’s a scammer.