Doug Taylor

Retired but still Melbourne Art Festival Marcom Dir., Chaplin Post 81 S.A.L. & SOA Post 34, Libertarian who caucuses with America First & the Earth

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

Beautiful sunrise launch of Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral with Starlink satellites 🛰️

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

Democrats standing and cheering for a foreign country’s King…

But previously REFUSED to stand for a war HERO and even a young man who’s battling cancer?

Democrats HATE America! 💯

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

@TheBitcoinConf @Kash_Patel @FBIDirectorKash Free Samourai Wallet developers Keonne Rodriguez and William Lonergan Hill—first-time offenders with zero criminal history—who built non-custodial Bitcoin privacy software that never held users' funds or keys. https://t.co/4de0H1U7Kp

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

@zackcohen_ Free Samourai Wallet developers Keonne Rodriguez and William Lonergan Hill—first-time offenders with zero criminal history—who built non-custodial Bitcoin privacy software that never held users' funds or keys. https://t.co/4de0H1U7Kp

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

In FSD Supervised I feel like a passenger. I’m relaxed and can look around and ‘supervise’ my car and the drive. I do this as a passenger in an Uber or while being driven by a friend too. Amazing.

[Matt Wallace Tech @MattWallaceTech]

Saw a few comments about when you use FSD you just sit there like a zombie not paying attention but it’s the complete opposite. When I use FSD my situational awareness is higher than anyone driving manually. I don’t have to hyper focus on a number on the screen or keeping my car between two lines and can focus on everything else around me. I’m surprised how distracted people are while they operate a motor vehicle.

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

Great launch from the porch of the American Legion Post 81 in Melbourne

[NASA @NASA]

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). https://t.co/X27QJejNDt

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

This is hilarious 🤣 Even for a guy who has an upcoming colonoscopy scheduled 💩

[MoonSoon @MoonSoon]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I'm glad you asked...
12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.
It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything lemon in their life. You are already regretting this decision.
12:06 pm: You down a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.
12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted poop in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.
Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.
12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to God there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...
12:58 pm: Sweet Mary,...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The poop/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.
Is that blood?
False alarm.
That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid poop fart as it gurgled out of your butt.
1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have pooped out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your butthole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.
You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times.
You have the poop sweats.
You meet Jesus.
8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.
You're broken.
Your butthole's broken.
Your spirit's broken.
Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a poop stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

Vote like your dog’s life depends on it!

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Dog is god spelled backwards.

Perhaps that’s why they want us to give them up.

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

I had never listened to Joe Rogan or Robert Maloney until they tried to cancel his appearance. Thanks.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Robert Malone: "I didn't expect you to ever have me on again. I thought Spotify was just gonna say, 'hell no.'"

Joe Rogan: "No. You were right. This is a victory dance."

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Boomers trying to fix the language setting on their television during the halftime show.

[Simply Bitcoin @SimplyBitcoin]

LIKE, IF YOU THINK THE SAMOURAI DEVELOPERS SHOULD BE PARDONED AND RELEASED

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

Happiness and Cheer! Christmas time is here!

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 🎄

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

Support Keonne https://t.co/IU1jI7Y0Be

[The Bitcoin Historian @pete_rizzo_]

JUST IN: THE FINAL PHOTO OF SAMOURAI #BITCOIN DEVELOPER KEONNE RODRIGUEZ BEFORE HE REPORTS TO PRISON

RT IF YOU WANT TRUMP TO PARDON HIM IMMEDIATELY 👏

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

I worked with Keonne at a different software company. A very talented guy without a gram of ‘bad’ in him. Please support him and his family. Definitely sign the petition.

[lauren emily @leamuirleyn]

Just returned home after dropping my husband @keonne off at FPC Morgantown, to begin serving a 5year prison term for a crime he is innocent of. My first instinct was to reach for my phone to let him know I arrived safely. This is a habit I need to learn to break. I’m uncertain when I will next be able to speak with my husband, as it can take several days for inmates to gain access to the phone system. For now, I will simply have to wait.

#pardonsamourai

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

@joeroganhq https://t.co/7xkQYsdT39

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

@iamnoblefx @joeroganhq It won a noble prize decades ago and if off patent so nobody makes money off it. It deserves more research. https://t.co/7xkQYsdT39

[Doug Taylor @TaylorMadeCom]

@Dannic44 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Let’s not forget about Sudan: https://t.co/om3ka2F3cf

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Have you heard?

Bees are DYING!

Media dubbed it a “bee-pocalypse.”

Science writer @JonEntine calls it “farcical.”

Here’s why:

[Ginny Mobley @MobleyGinny]

@WinsomeSears You're in all our prayers here in houston. 🙏