Taylor Reardon

The artist formerly known as “from Monroe”

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[MuFAWSA @mufawsa_]

national sex day but the only thing i’m fucking is retarded

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

People that normally shop at Target when they go inside of a Walmart

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

You left the toilet seat up

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Lana Del Rey don’t let your husband stop you from finding your soulmate

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Mariam ☧ @Gaismair]

all he did was smoke crack and bang chicks I don't get it

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[rave* @rareblurs]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when you spray perfume after destroying the bathroom at work and now it smells like Shitoria's secret

[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

"How old are you?"

Me: I watched this movie on VHS..

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

nigga tf you driving? optimus prime?