Taylor Wilson

GVSU ⚓️

[Marty Mush @martymush]

“Last one there is a rotten egg” I can’t believe how scared I was to be a rotten egg

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

if your dog stretches and you dont say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to know you

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every Friday night around this time https://t.co/XyLAs0Ke82

[josh 🦅 @icyy_josh]

9yr old me rearranging my room at 2 in the morning

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: want a treat💖😍😝?

my dog:

[b @BrookkJoy]

u ever be so depressed you actually drive the speed limit

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me talking to my sugar daddy:

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx]

me serving my future children ramen noodles at home after i just ate out

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

today Stella went to be with the angels. she went peacefully in my arms with @stoolpresidente by my side. I’ll never know a love as big as hers was for me. she was my tiniest best friend and held such a big piece of our hearts ❤️4.21.04 - 8.19.19❤️

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Old people are the fucking best

[jay @fatherjstn]

so you just gonna sit there and act stupid?

me: