Taylor Rice

•twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe•

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

Y'all I think Jane Austen was on to something

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent

[Jillian Karger @JillianKarger]

DOCTOR: I’m afraid you have bone cancer

ME: so you might say I’m “bad to the bone”

DOCTOR: it’s terminal

ME: duh nuh nuh nuh nuh

DOCTOR:

ME:

DOCTOR: ba ba ba ba baaaad

[Robby Andrews @RA_Andrews]

Some of you never had your coach tell you to PR in practice and it shows

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

*American Kids laughing nervously like they’re not being charged £9000.05 a year*

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

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[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

You know what I wish I witnessed in 2015? Milligan’s Yik Yak app

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

I haven’t removed my coat at work for about a month straight. Today I bumped it up to 2 coats.

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

@RiceAngie6 So did I 😂😂😂😂

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

So Zach had a bad day so I gave him my fortune cookie (cause I had a great day no luck needed) & it didn’t have a fortune in it

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

I swear this is what he looked like

[News from Academia @academicnewssrc]

@legogradstudent Non-Committal Noise from Advisor in Hallway Either Recognition or Indigestion, Sources Say #PhDChat

[alex @AlexGrajedaM]

these nfl refs would survive in Bird Box

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

I’m selling Pussy hats for tomorrow’s Women’s March! DM if you’d like to buy one. $20!

[PASS POUR LES ARDENTES A PRIX REDUIT DISPO DM ME @commeunebombe1]

Ce ballon tout le monde l’a eu mais personne sait comment on la eu obligé on est tous passé par lui

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

They aren’t shy about this shit

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

Anyone else noticed that the desks in the ETSU library are shaped like swastikas?

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

I don’t lie to anyone as much as I lie to my dentist

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

@Cmoz1997 PREACH

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

@kaitsimones YES thank you I thought I was going crazy!

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

You know what I REALLY want in life? For dried fruit to not have added sugar. Your only options in that category is raisins & apricots. EVERY other dried fruit is drenched in that shit

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

Do y’all agree or am I crazy?

[Taylor Rice @TayloriceC]

I know that I must have an easy life that this is a major issue for me, but it would severely improve my quality of life