Taylor

listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

[Kate Miller @kateamiller]

Can we just take a moment to admire the fact that there are some pretty hot dads out there

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

@kateamiller happy dilf day

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

What do your "Recently Used" emojis say about you?

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

#HarryPotterForever

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

The resemblance is uncanny

[Marie Claire @marieclaire]

This @AmySchumer Doll Is a Glorious Hot Mess: http://t.co/wC2WQ5iqli

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

Love a good adult with braces.. Fix those teeth gurl.

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

Well Brody Jenner is still sexy AF #BruceJennerABC

[FlyMoney LA @_TheRealLA]

ATLANTA Really did this

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Elizabeth Taylor allegedly wouldn't let anyone else on her movie sets wear the same shade of lipstick as her.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If you ever see me play GuitarHero just know the real me is bound and gaged in the back of a Chrysler 300 and you are watching a cyborg play

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

@ashcakes4 @TayYoungs @Darlin_belle @tylergang528 #Respect

[SweetWater Brewery @sweetwaterbrew]

Car interiors, carpets, hardwoods and hotel lobbies of Atlanta...we apologize in advance for the mud.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

No one gives a shit that you got a job interview or signed up for a marathon. Stop posting about it. http://t.co/d6G3H5xOSm

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he just saw a promoted tweet on his timeline for some shit he doesn't give a furry fuck about.

[SweetWater Brewery @sweetwaterbrew]

4 days til @SnoopDogg @311 @ThieveryCorpDC @primus @CageTheElephant @SlightlyStoopid @moeperiod & more @420fest http://t.co/rdTAlB32sx

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

Today is Friday and It is good.

[Taylor @Taylorrichbitch]

@RickFevers L O L

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Today is the day to leave honest comments on your friends' Facebook pictures then just say "April Fools!" when they get offended.