Greyson Teague

Historian trying to become a lawyer; University of Arkansas (BA '17); The Ohio State University (PhD '22) (JD '25). Did dissertation on founding of CBC. #BLM

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Hey fellas? That baddie you're trying to impress? She can see you say that sometimes women need to be locked in a room to cool down.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

One of the most offensive things in unaffordable America is the McDonalds dollar menu becoming the "under $3 menu."

[Greyson Teague @TeagueGreyson]

@pop_tartlet @DrewSav Like, you can make something of an argument for cream (white?) if you really love LR, but red is otherwise the clear choice

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

Martin Van Buren is probably the most important character in American political history who nobody knows about.

[John Elwood @johnpelwood]

Sometimes the most effective amici are the surprising ones.

Magicians Penn & Teller (with the UT Clinic) just filed an amicus brief for a Texas death-row prisoner convicted partly on “hypnotically enhanced testimony,” arguing it’s the same technique they use to trick audiences.

[Greyson Teague @TeagueGreyson]

I feel like the Patriots called up Iowa’s offense and asked if they wanted to play in the Super Bowl

[David Sisk @CoachDavidSisk]

Arkansas and Florida are going to have coaching changes & may not get to a bowl. But if you put the Arkansas offense & the Florida defense together you might have a top five team.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Kalen DeBoer seeing Billy Napier headed for the number one hot seat ranking in the SEC.

[Greyson Teague @TeagueGreyson]

@SECBarstool Generally in favor, but I worry what opponents Arkansas will be stuck with. It seems like we always get the short end of the stick w/ stuff like this.

[Bobby Bones @mrBobbyBones]

Somehow it’ll happen that Arkansas 3 constant SEC opponents on the new schedule will be Georgia, Bama, Ohio State, and The Philadelphia Eagles.

[Greyson Teague @TeagueGreyson]

@finebaum Arkansas:

Texas
LSU
A&M

[Reuben Rodriguez @ReubenR80027912]

This is phenomenal. Whoever convinced the board “No seriously, this is how you play it” is an all star

I want to know:
-Who was the agency that pitched it?
-Was the board all in or did it take work?
-Did they already have Coldplay Ex-wife Paltrow onboard when they pitched?

[Greyson Teague @TeagueGreyson]

@IRLoadingScreen Arkansas?