Team Penis

We’re ruining customer levels and cancelling all of our buses around Kirklees and Calderdale. By @failsdev

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@WC2512 @YorksLancsTH @WestYorkshireCA @Calderdale @CIHTUK I think what he meant was about how only half of the bus station is open.

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@X_B7RLE_X 😂

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Welcome to Team Penis, we cancel all of our services across Calderdale and Kirklees. Here is a map of all the services we don't run! ^PS

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We regret to inform you that 20, 21, 22, 524 and 532 are cancelled for the rest of the year since our drivers simply can't be arsed to turn up. Travel with @northernfailway instead. ^PS

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@BlackburningBus Don't forget there's now a Team Penis account. ^PS

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Our Optare Tempo 1406 seems to have managed to escape our depot today! Whoever is the main allocator of @Failsdev should be ashamed as the bus held up a whole queue of traffic coming out of Holmfirth.

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@Failsdev What a lovely brand! ^PS

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@JenOnTheMoveUK @AvantiCoast1 @FailandRoad @EngFail79153 @Hell_Trains @Failsdev @My_Ghettro @SEasternfail @LumnoFailTravel @PrestonBusFail @RofailaBus @GoAwayGroup @DiemondBusNW @LastManchester @StagepoorGM @WestMidsFailway I know these parody accounts are bloody dreadful!