I am not entitled to a child free world just because i am a child free person and I KNOW if im having a hard time on an airplane/in an airport a toddler is having a fucking nightmare so i get it but GODDAMNED IF THEM MFS AINT LOUD IS IT THE NEW LUNGS???????
I told my 5yo I wanted beads and braids like hers.
Her: mommy, first you need beads and hair from the store.
Me: what’s wrong with the hair that I have?
Her: Mommy your little hair is nice. Can we talk about another thing?
I was clearly pissing her off.
The Stanford Center for Neurodiversity and Human Potential is holding its 7th annual Stanford Neurodiversity Summit from September 19-21, 2026. The theme of this year's summit is "Building Strengths through Neurodiversity Innovation." I am honored to be one of the Keynotes https://t.co/N9MH4gCysX
🔥🚨 BREAKING — New reports indicate that Sen. Mitch McConnell is now BRAIN DEAD following his recent medical crisis.
“High level source” close to the White House says “Mitch McConnell is officially brain dead. He’s not coming back.”
My nonverbal Cousin figured out how to hook his speech tablet through my aunt’s Bluetooth speakers. He’s been “yelling” his requests and staring at whoever he’s talking to like this until they do it. 😭😭
Mona drops that Marc Lamont Hill helped her figure out having sex without emotional attachment. It didn’t quite come out that smoothly, and the whole room was surprised lol.