The best thing about the queue to see Queen Elizabeth lying in state is that it's two lanes that merge in turn before Lambeth Bridge but everyone is too British to use the second lane.
"I said, 'Do you think consecutive people will somehow end up in a chain of re-saving the same file over and over again until it loses its colour and resolution like a bad photocopy?!' Yeah, I don't know if that's how it works, either!".
"The Great British Pull-Off"
@RealBobMortimer hosts a twee British crafting show about people drawing cock and balls on various kinds of historical papers and parchments.
"This week's challenge; you'll be drawing realistic veins with a seagull's feather and Bovril on 200GSM."
Cynic was one of the best things I had a hand in creating.
The best was hearing how one of our actors was recognised at a party in Swansea.
The worst was hearing BBC3 was airing an almost identical show so we stopped making it.
https://t.co/avbQAVzAAJ
Before COVID director @narrator83, our producer Katja and I put together this teaser for my still most award-winningest feature screenplay.
COVID amongst other things brought an end to our plans.
If anyone wants to see the Ceefax inspired pitch, DM me!
https://t.co/FPw5aZCdsh
Somewhere in the UK, there is an independent feature film producer, they are waiting to meet a writer who has formatted their pitch to look like Ceefax.
I am that writer.
Visit page 540 for more infor-- I mean here I am.
#film#ukfilm#independentfilm#script#ceefax
This film is a fully plagiarized, shot-for-shot remake of my comic. The filmmakers didn't ask me for permission to adapt my work. They didn't even notify me they were doing so until the film had already been released and was winning awards at film festivals.
So there's a show coming on Channel 4 called Goes to Town, made by @rumpusmedia in which a comic visits an 'unsung' town, then performs a show about it, in that town. In other news, I'm launching a panel show called '8 out of Ten Dogs', and an anagram show called 'Counterdown'.
@Johndcaudwell Lets hope De Pfeffel also stops the likes of you using off shore trusts to avoid paying tax. As usual it'll be economic growth for you and less so for the disabled.