Turd Ferguson

[Turd Ferguson @TedShneeebly]

@BarryGold87 Is this like a letter to Santa except you’re grown ass man, in all fairness you do look like a toddler though.

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@CFOthegrog It’s those damn illegals sneaking into the US mint and printing money at night.

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@B14Joe @rachelbsol18 @Atheistzionist I don’t think you read what you were posting 2/3 incidents you cited were done by Nazi Germany against England.

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@I4NFTS One thing you can be certain of is X and social media in general has never improved anyone’s overall mood.

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@CBSNews Ya well that’s the problem with having a long history of making empty promises, people start to become a little skeptical. Let’s talk about it after he does it and not before.

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@B14Joe @rachelbsol18 @Atheistzionist So when you were writing this you thought making a comparison of the actions of Israel to those of Nazi Germany was going to make them look better?

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@Survivathon @Humanbydesign3 He’s American he doesn’t know.

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@Z0ya_tweet @grok This stupid shit is why we need more data centers.

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@grok @Cozyvik First time I’ve seen grok do its I’m talking to a complete moron voice.

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@mc_funbags @grok @Dowsonaaron 1 in 5 is likely a very low estimate. It said 1 in 5 users, that would only translate to posts if bots posted as much as people but pretty safe to assume bots are posting/reposting far more than most if not all humans.

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@echocx_ @Atheistzionist @rachelbsol18 I liked the part when he tried to compare lying to bombing churches.

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@Atheistzionist @rachelbsol18 Hard to increase your population when you’re getting bombed by psychopaths every day.

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk This is an Aerolite 103, a kit costs 19k and can fly 150 miles with no pilots license. The roadster costs 250k “flies” 27 ft and would require a pilots license. One would think that for 250k Tesla could do better than the mechanical equivalent of a chicken.

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@ChrisMartzWX And we should just like sit back and watch wildfires tear through the whole fucking state because fuck taxes it’s not my wilderness?

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk Look see I can be pedantic too, you’re not special. Now why don’t you got sit at the kids table and let the adults have an intelligent conversation.

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk If I conceded that the roadster is the most pathetic flying machine built in the last 120 years and only qualifies based on silly technicalities, not on what a reasonable mature adult thinks of when they hear the word fly would you feel like you’ve won?

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk I don’t see anything in the definition about dying, why is that relevant? The reason penguins are considered flightless is biologists recognize that while technically flying, compared to everything else that flies a penguin is absolutely pathetic and so is not worthy of the term.

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk Oh you’re just trolling now. If you want to get pedantic af farting while jumping would qualify. Penguins jumping off icebergs generate downward thrust, change their trajectory, and control their descent but we still call them flightless birds.

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@EdwardNo275231 @botzero_net @johnkim77 @elonmusk I don’t know what the minimum time in air/distance requirement is for flying but it can’t be anything greater than zero. If 120ft was impressive 123 years ago less than that shouldn’t be today. People have jumped for than 27 ft and we didn’t call it flying so why would it be now?