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[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

I'm going to be cross-stitching the results! Quite a lot of planning is required, so I've put my pattern and spreadsheet up on Etsy if anyone fancies joining me! https://t.co/XOhQRwn64b

[Rachel Cunliffe @RMCunliffe]

A woman has emailed @TimesRadio to say she is planning to *knit* the election result - row by row, colour by colour, for every seat declared - and I honestly cannot think of anything more wonderfully British and fitting for this election.

Truly, an inspiration to all

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Dear @ShabanaMahmood,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@JaydaBF @ShabanaMahmood Oh why’s that?

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@RunningmanUk420 @LookieHere123 @ShabanaMahmood Their* , They’re*. Maybe you should learn English.

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@ShabanaMahmood @UKLabour Hello Labour Party, are these nasty people in the comments the same people you still believe are going to vote Labour if you keep shifting to the right?
- a former Labour Party member of 15 years.

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@RupertLowe10 @ShabanaMahmood Who hurt you? ❤️‍🩹

[sean🇮🇪🇵🇸 @pochitapanchiko]

Everyone’s favourite night of the year
#LateLateToyShow

[edel helena @itsacroninthing]

Ryanair after landing the plane on another on time flight #LateLateToyShow

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

OMG I’m NOT READY FOR KEELAN TO MEET LEWIS CAPALDI! #LateLateToyShow

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@leopoldbarnacle When you’re asked to come on the Toy Show, you turn up to the Toy Show!

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

Is this an actual potty or a crazy golf game? Unclear. #LateLateToyShow

[taw 🫐 @tawonline_]

late late toy show drinking game: take a shot every time a kid says 6 7 tonight. Just down the bottle if patrick kielty says it

[The Late Late Show @RTELateLateShow]

WHO’s ready for the Toy Show theme reveal?!

It’s… the… the… the…the GRINCH 💚🎄🎁

#LateLateToyShow

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

This absolute bellend wants you to think that he can ‘introduce legislation’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Later today I will introduce legislation in the House of Commons for the UK to leave the ECHR.

https://t.co/QIjdPQcorm

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

@TfL Thank you! I think actually the automated announcements were too loud all round. The beep beeps for when the door is about close were spot on though.

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

Hi @TfL - love the new DLR trains - if you’re looking for feedback - the BINGGGG sound before the station announcement is far too loud like it goes right through you. But everything else 100/10 great work please continue.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The USA undoubtedly has world-class standup comedy, but renders it unwatchable thanks to their unhinged audiences screeching and whooping like demented kookaburras.

[CLC @TelLeCarpentier]

Bought my place 3 years ago and always wanted to write one of these.

1. Saved for my deposit over the span of 10 years.
2. Used the Help to Buy scheme
3. There is no secret hack to buying a house apart from rich parents/ generational wealth.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

please, my blood pressure

[Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧 @GrahamSmith_]

Getting ready for Republic Day kick off at midday. Beautiful day for changing the country for good! #AbolishTheMonarchy

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The best way to honour the generation of 1945 would be to rebuild the NHS and the welfare state they voted overwhelmingly to bring about

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

In London, we’re building bridges—not walls.