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[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Most times I no even dey get memory to remember my own side of the story 😂😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[sansa @Tizzuwizzu2]

Dear Chowdeck and Glovo,
Can you create a system where you can buy stuff from different stores and get it delivered by one rider?

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Someone already said but I’ll say it again. For Nigeria to work, a lot of people have to die, not jailed. They all have to die at once.

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[They call me Afo @Dr_Afo]

So here's the gist.
The Pharaoh in Aso rock increased international passport fees from 50k to 100k last year.
He has increased tertiary institutions schools by over 300% since 2024.
Now he has taken WAEC and NECO from 27,000 to 50,000
He also removed general electricity subsidy and cooking gas went from 700 to 2000 within 2 years.

So tell me exactly, you APC b*stards the benefit of supporting Tinubu?

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

So where are the kidnappers?

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

it's weird that night time is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame.

[kage @sukikage_]

i feel myself getting dumber. i have to think before i speak now because my words get jumbled up. i forget things so easily. i can't focus. i mix things up all the time

[gst @wearegst]

We won’t forget.

[Mr. El-Bonga @el_bonga]

If you believe one random man single-handedly opened a “fake” office,eluded officials, misled the Accountant General and the CBN, got budgetary allocations and even defended it at NASS, operated from the “office” still undetected, please go back to your school and collect refund.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

THIS!!! We are only hearing about a fallout between thieves.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

Femi Gbajabiamila resuming work in Asorock this morning is a national security threat.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

1.3 billion naira released to a fake agency in Nigeria but 36 million was released to the Ministry of Health.

They prioritize stealing over your well-being.

The APC.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Good morning. There’s a sect trying to convince us that one man opened an account with CBN and created a ministry on his own volition. He did all that without any help. Good morning.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

And I’m telling you that if you keep trying to get laughs from people about the misery we’re all facing as Nigerians, the Government will keep us in that misery since we all like to laugh.

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

If you have to teach university graduates digital and career skills, don’t you think it’s an indictment of the quality of the educational system?

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You can't be clamoring for a better country while throwing gala wrappers and Pepsi bottles on the expressway because “there are no public bins”. You’re part of the problem