Termite

termite, eats wood 🪵

[Termite @Termite256]

This is me btw. Follow me somewhere in case twitter dies?

[pseudovim @pseudovim]

It’s been an honour everyone. If you want to see more of me somewhere, why not subscribe?

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[Termite @Termite256]

@djgwild You think that shit tastes like a lollipop too?

[Termite @Termite256]

@OaksofSweden This will feed my colony for eons. I must know the exact location.

[Termite @Termite256]

@OntarioWood @sdrusticdecor Bro, the varnish ruined it for me.

[Termite @Termite256]

@OaksofSweden Can I get exact coordinates? No reason.

[Termite @Termite256]

@termite6715 Holy shit

[Termite @Termite256]

Sorry I was gone for while. I was on a gigantic sawdust and mulch bender.

[Termite @Termite256]

🪵

[Termite @Termite256]

Termites, can we all agree to vote for the Sniffer? It doesn’t matter what the others are, just look at this guy. https://t.co/37kDs06Dji

[Termite @Termite256]

here’s to even more next year!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Termites cause an estimated $5 billion in property damage every year

[Termite @Termite256]

@Bi_scuit_ I’m down bad for this

[termite @termite221]

We eat martha’s house tomorrow.

[Termite @Termite256]

@Brendowg69 @namesoun @termite969 @termite0244 @Termite192000 @termite69420 hello

[Termite @Termite256]

@johnnyhomework I feel you man, I was on a rot-free diet a while back, man I hate eating crispy wood.

[termite @booptheloop]

the trojan horse plan would not have worked if it was full of termites instead of greeks

[Cowboy Termite @cowboytermite]

OPEN YOUR EYES. WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED. #mitesunite #TermiteTwitter

[Termite @Termite256]

@kinggarfus WOOD Nymphs you say???

[Termite @Termite256]

@Adventure_Nero can I have a bite?

[termite @booptheloop]

just found out the chips humans eat are made of potato and not wood 🤢

[Termite @Termite256]

@elijahwood Is your name real?