The Grin Reaper

I was 'The Grin Reaper' in the 2013 NZ International Comedy Festival. I plan to get this hour of comedy about adding 10 quality years to your life on the road.

[The Grin Reaper @TerryWilliamsNZ]

Just texted someone that I'd set up an autopay for them. Autocorrect tried to change it to "autopsy." Part of me wishes I'd clicked SEND...

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Every 17 times on average you remove a USB without going through the safe removal process, a puppy dies. I feel incredibly guilty.

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Nov 28 comedy fundraiser for cystic fibrosis http://t.co/yHgTPzJmZg via @eventfinder

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Take the new 'How well do you know Miley Cyrus' quiz. How well do you know Miley Cyrus? Select one of the following:

a) Too well.

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People crashing cos of texting & driving should have those txts published so we can all appreciate the immense earth-shattering importance.

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Finally - the most intellectually highbrow jokes. I got 2 of them. I think. http://t.co/1j2YjoP6t7

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80 percent of lightning fatalities are men. In unrelated news, the odds increase that God is a woman. Or possibly a lot of women.

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Heard on the radio that JetStar just won the award for best Australasian low-cost airline. Didn't say who voted. Presumably their customer.

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Spellchecker won't accept "amazingness" yet when I told it to, "Go screw yourself" it accepted that. Spellchecker has esteem issues. I don't

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Used Skype app on iPhone via Blue2th while co-drafting a PowerPoint via DropBox on laptop. Coulda tweeted this at same time but I'm no d-bag

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My Fisher & Paykel QuickSmart washing machine doesn't have a setting for 'Hand Wash.' What were they thinking?

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"Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?" - Julius Sharpe

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I wish I was as true to myself & consistent as the plot and characters in the 'Fast & Furious' movies.

[The Grin Reaper @TerryWilliamsNZ]

From glib tweet to onstage test, maybe Georgie Pie isn't merely a topical topic? http://t.co/GHWyC799L4

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Any Vodafone customers need a laugh? (20 secs.) http://t.co/stnpNENbcA #NZICF #NZComedyFest

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A photograph of yourself is one of those rare things that can be newer and older at the same time.

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Went to @elisjames at the Classic last night after doing my own show. Just a great spinner of yarns. Check him out #NZComedyFest

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Latest review of my show 'The Grin Reaper': http://t.co/mkccyY1YPb #NZComedyFest

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Quick excerpt from last night's performance of 'The Grin Reaper' http://t.co/SetamkKz0f #NZComedyFest

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Gr8 review for my show 'The Grin Reaper' http://t.co/DDrcVwyKKC #NZComedyFest