Tess Alexandra

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@moore_jaynie 💀💀💀 bro

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@barstoolWSD Holy shit our dogs are twins

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

I swear I feel serotonin trickling in my body when I hear the Love Island opening credit song 😂👏🏼

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

FIRST LOOK: Russel Wilson in Broncos uniform

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

Me every-time Patrick starts singing #toohottohandle

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Oh hell yeah

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@bean_darby Is that your Versace scarf??

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@smfen That’s why we let you win at darts, twice.

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@bean_darby I AM LOLING 😂

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@auzwright Snag me one too plz

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

“East side night at the state fair is like Hinterland for meth heads.” @Brooks4Real

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@kaymariex0x0 I think it’s because he preaches family in all the movies and in the latest one that came out he has an actual brother he’s never talked about.

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

Watching @JeremiahBuoni take that shot of Jameson #FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@ASOS I sent you a return over 2 weeks ago and it hasn’t been processed!!

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I just paid 18 dollars for a salad. If I am not Dwayne The Rock Johnson tomorrow morning I will fucking lose my mind

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@auzwright You got the pee poops ?

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

#GoodTrouble season 3 WYA????

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

Saturdays hit different when the first thing that touches your lips is alcohol 🙄

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@ADerrick_

[Tess Alexandra @TessAlexaaandra]

@ADerrick_ What happened