Charles Parker

Proud Texan back in Dallas.
Mississippi State Alumnus. Sarcasm Enthusiast. Movie Quote Connoisseur. Wedding Dancer Extraordinaire.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Late, dark horse submission for tweet of the year.

[Robbie Faulk @robbiefaulk1878]

@JustinFlake I won’t have Taylor Luczak slander on this page

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Hey man, we can still do the 9th annual #MajorLeagueQuoteDay if it makes you feel better...

“Oh gee, I dunno. Let me get back to ya, will ya, Charlie? I’ve got a guy on the other like asking about some white walls...”

[Walker Johnson @JwalkinJohnson]

It should be Christmas morning... #OpeningDay

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

@robbiefaulk247 This guy always sounded a little fuzzy out the left speaker after that game. No idea why. Definitely wasn’t blunt force trauma. Nope.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

I remember sitting with my dad listening to Jack call this game on early XM radio. Was much easier than having to call my grandmother in Tallahatchie County and have her put her phone by the actual radio for 2 hours. More economical too. Foster was unreal that night.

[Gregg G. Ellis 🐶🐾 @GreggGEllis]

Greatest game never to be shown on TV. #HailState

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Many defended his record at State saying Stans left the program in shambles...

Checking in on them down the road, one is way under .500, the other is battling for conference championships... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jeff Goodman @GoodmanHoops]

SEMO has parted ways with Rick Ray, source told @Stadium. Was 51-104 in five seasons.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Using DOW to suggest change in those other areas seems a bit irresponsible. You prepared to fight for decreasing wages when the next recession hits?

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

The DOW:

2017 - 19819.78
2018 - 23,062.40
2019 - 28,583.44
2020 - 25,748.50

- Gain of 29.9%

Median Household Income:

2017 - $62,626
2018 - $63,179
2019 - $63,688

- Gain of 1.6%

Minimum Wage:

2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25

- Gain of 0.0%

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

This dude literally changed sports and country rather than change positions in the NFL. Servant leadership at its finest.

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Mets OF Tim Tebow will play for Team Philippines in the World Baseball Classic Qualifiers.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Jordan had two majors fall in his lap thanks to epic collapses by DJ. He’s been nowhere to be found since and is forced to hang his hat on things like “low rounds” and blaming his caddy for poor play.

[Drew Bernd @dbernd15]

@Tex12Charles @JonFandel Low score at The Open??? Oh cool, Jordan has won the open...

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

If it didn’t have an impact, why do it? Was an elaborate messaging system to relay information to the batter just a fun, team-building exercise?

Relegate the Astros.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Jim Crane: “Our opinion is this didn’t impact the game. We had a good team. We won the World Series and we’ll leave it at that.”

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

This is the absolute truth - never have I ever passed judgment on an individual more quickly than when they recline.

also holds true for using tray table as a desk. Just use your lap, guy in front doesn’t need to get a jolt every time you angrily hit the return button.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I also think every person who reclines his/her seat is a horrible human being.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

@dbernd15 @JonFandel He had the low score on Sunday at The Open once after spending the night at a pub. If Jordan can tout a daily low score, we should acknowledge others “achievements”.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

@JonFandel @dbernd15 everyone sees through that “we” garbage.

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

What golfing terms/ habits annoy the players.

A thread. Starting with @PepperellEddie...

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

@BrittneyMSU Amendment 772 in AL has a least played a role in the expanding divide.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

I need more things like this in my life. This is why I come here, Twitter.

[CLEA💡 @Riches_21]

Just found out that we’ve been messing with the same girl 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Is that good?

[#NBAAllStar @NBAAllStar]

Making his 1st #NBAAllStar appearance... Luka Doncic of the @dallasmavs!

Drafted as the 3rd pick in 2018 out of Slovenia, @luka7doncic is averaging 29.1 PPG, 9.7 RPG, 9.0 APG for the Mavericks this season.

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Doesn’t the NCAA punish anything that even remotely resembles “professional”? In that case, these guys are just ensuring their amateurism status....

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

If not, I’m sure they know how to steal the signal for it...

[Jeremy Harville @jharville2011]

@Tex12Charles Will the Houston region pick that up or not ?

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Who in the Fox Sports Southwest coverage region wants to share their TV provider info with me so I can watch all my Dallas teams?

I have Spotify, Netflix, and/or HBO logins to offer - let’s make a deal!

[Charles Parker @Tex12Charles]

Can we at least pull a move from EPL and relegate these butt sniffers (all the players and the organization) to single-A and make them work the way back up?

Ideally, I’m for banning all of ‘em. Pete only bet one his team to win, he didn’t cheat.

[Marc Farzetta @MarcFarzetta]

You'll be seeing this a lot.

Jose Altuve signaling to his teammates NOT to rip off his jersey in celebration because it would "allegedly" reveal a buzzer that would go off when triggered by someone on the Astros video team.

Next Level Cheating.

[Coach Ron Polk @CoachRonPolk]

Whenever it was late in a game, we were losing by a lot (which wasn't often), and I was ready for a cigar, I would play my automatic ejection card...

All I had to say was:

"How'd we get a junior high umpire callin' an SEC game?"

Worked every time.

#ThrownOutThursday