Txts from last night

[Txts from last night @TextsFLN]

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[Beej @bjmatthews13]

@hannaheray @TextsFLN "judging by the number of empty sonic bags in my car, i'm ashamed of what i did last night."

[Sara Day @SGerrity11]

@TextsFLN "I just stood up and I felt like I was on a magic carpet flying through Akraba"

[TeeFunKnee @teefunknee]

@TextsFLN "I bet if I didn't laugh that he was a magician he would have paid for dinner." 😂 #truestory

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

Delighted to have found this on my phone this morning @TextsFLN

[Drew Toth @aBoyDrew]

@TextsFLN Woke up to this.
"If drunk words are sober thoughts and I want Chipotle when I'm drunk and when I'm sober, what is real? Nothing."

[Txts from last night @TextsFLN]

(406): Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on. http://t.co/c6xnFi17OA

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(410): Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, fo... http://t.co/yywR27OlwD

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(479): That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on

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(415): You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then ... http://t.co/3wNKxwhcRc

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(402): dude you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack lack on the toilet. That's messed up.

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(786): and don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something

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(718): very excited! Vodka will be shot. Dicks will be ridden. And memories made.

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My roomie made me a Chinese name- Its suppose to mean the girl of a thousand sins.

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(512) we fucked to show tunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.

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(530) for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until on get on rollerskates...

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(970) oh thank gods of upholstery, I thought that was never coming out...

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(423) this girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck does that mean?

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(850) sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay"

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(+44) my goal for the night is to see your housemates one lonely test