Elizabeth

a ghost choked you in switzerland?

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@agordsss LOL

[AIDA @shutupaida]

aesthetic moms that make their babies play with brown wooden toys like they’re Danish slaves. ur baby has a bad life

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@Publix I know 2021 was shitty but this balloon color choice was not it

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@barbkozee THANK YOU!!!😭

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@cameroon22 @MikeDavisRB Seconded!!!

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

As a teen, how obsessed with twilight were you on a scale from 1 to making a random waiter take a pic with you bc he slightly resembled robert pattinson

[musical caleb @calebluvmusic]

i will not be releasing my spotify wrapped for legal reasons (it’s fucking embarrassing)

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@Kris10ms Yeah could have been WAY worse lol

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

Someone forgot to change their name back to normal before joining my fiancé’s meeting and I-

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@drewlieandrews @1an_Higgins Hahahaha should have checked first

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@jujubee_g @palomitamalita Haven’t finished season 3 yet so will report back!!

[Elizabeth @eeebs1]

@dog_feelings Atlas says re-mf-tweet